Connie Fuller:
It's Saturday afternoon. I'm taking you for a drive in the country.
Bill Fuller: A drive? What do I want to drive in the country for? It's full of insects.
--Jack Benny (as Bill Fuller) in George Washington Slept Here
Bill Fuller: A drive? What do I want to drive in the country for? It's full of insects.
--Jack Benny (as Bill Fuller) in George Washington Slept Here
Athanael:
What are they supposed to be doing?
Maitre d': I wouldn't know, sir; they call it dancing.
Athanael: I must tell St. Vitus about this.
--Jack Benny (as Athanael) in The Horn Blows at Midnight
Maitre d': I wouldn't know, sir; they call it dancing.
Athanael: I must tell St. Vitus about this.
--Jack Benny (as Athanael) in The Horn Blows at Midnight
Babbs Babberley:
I'm Charley's aunt from Brazil--where the nuts come from.
--Jack Benny (as Babbs Babberley) in Charley's Aunt (1941)
--Jack Benny (as Babbs Babberley) in Charley's Aunt (1941)
Babbs Babberley:
I'm Charley's nut from Brazil where the aunts come from.
--Jack Benny (as Babbs Babberley) in Charley's Aunt (1941)
--Jack Benny (as Babbs Babberley) in Charley's Aunt (1941)
Bill Fuller:
Connie, why didn't you tell me about this letter from the bank?
Connie Fuller: I didn't want to bother you, Bill.
Bill Fuller: Bother me? It's just a letter about foreclosure, that's all.
--Jack Benny (as Bill Fuller) in George Washington Slept Here
Connie Fuller: I didn't want to bother you, Bill.
Bill Fuller: Bother me? It's just a letter about foreclosure, that's all.
--Jack Benny (as Bill Fuller) in George Washington Slept Here
Bill Fuller:
If George Washington slept here, where did he hang his clothes? There's not a single closet in this house, he also apparently didn't go to the bathroom.
--Jack Benny (as Bill Fuller) in George Washington Slept Here
--Jack Benny (as Bill Fuller) in George Washington Slept Here
Joseph Tura:
Well, Colonel, all I can say is... you can't have your cake and shoot it, too.
--Jack Benny (as Joseph Tura) in To Be or Not to Be
--Jack Benny (as Joseph Tura) in To Be or Not to Be
Man in car in desert:
Trouble? Having any trouble?
Mrs. Marcus: Yes, and we don't need any help from you!
[Brief pause]
Man in car in desert: Well!
--Jack Benny (as Man in Car in Desert) in It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Mrs. Marcus: Yes, and we don't need any help from you!
[Brief pause]
Man in car in desert: Well!
--Jack Benny (as Man in Car in Desert) in It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Raymond:
[hanging from a tree branch] Hey Uncle Bill, look at me, I'm Tarzan the apeman!
[singing]
Raymond: Look at me, up in a tree!
Bill Fuller: Right where he belongs.
--Jack Benny (as Bill Fuller) in George Washington Slept Here
[singing]
Raymond: Look at me, up in a tree!
Bill Fuller: Right where he belongs.
--Jack Benny (as Bill Fuller) in George Washington Slept Here
