A Hare Grows In Manhattan

Bugs Bunny: [Spike has chased him into an automat] Hey, got a nickel, Mac?
Spike: Huh? Oh, yeah.
[Spike gives him a nickel]
Bugs Bunny: Thanks.
[Bugs gets a piece of pie and hits Spike in the face with it]
Bugs Bunny: Oh, I'm awfully sorry. I've made a terrible mistake. You wanted...
[hits him with another pie]
Bugs Bunny: ...cherry pie.

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Bugs Bunny: Eh, whatcha looking for?
Spike: I'm looking for a rabbit.
Bugs Bunny: Did he had long ears, a fuzzy tail, and hop around like this?
[Hops around]
Spike: Yeah, yeah. That's him.
Bugs Bunny: And is there a tough-looking mug chasing him, with a derby,
[Puts on Spike's derby]
Bugs Bunny: ... and a turtleneck sweater,
[Puts on Spike's sweater]
Bugs Bunny: ... and a big cigar,
[Takes Spike's cigar]
Bugs Bunny: ... and acts like this?
[Acts like a bulldog]
Spike: Yeah, yeah. That he does.
Bugs Bunny: And when you ain't looking, does he let you have it like this?
[Punches Spike]
Spike: Yeah, that's the guy! That's the... Hey, wait a minute! Which way did he go?
Bugs Bunny: Sorry, Mac. Haven't seen him.

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Bugs Bunny: So there I was, trapped, overwhelmed by superior numbers.
Lola Beverly: My goodness, Bugs. How did you ever get out of that one?
Bugs Bunny: Well, I grabbed the nearest thing I could get my hands on, determined to make their victory a costly one.
[Flashback: Bugs grabs a book to throw at the dogs; the dogs see the cover and run across the Brooklyn Bridge; Bugs looks at the cover, which reads "A Tree Grows in Brooklyn"]
Bugs Bunny: Hey, you know? Maybe I ought to read this thing.

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