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Errol Flynn

Errol Flynn
(as Robin Hood)

King Richard: Arise Robin, Baron of Locksley, Earl of Sherwood and Nottingham, and lord of all the lands and manors appertaining thereto. My first command to you, my lord Earl, is to take in marriage the hand of the Lady Marian... What say you to that, Baron of Locksley?
Robin Hood: May I obey all your commands with equal pleasure, sire!

Errol Flynn

Errol Flynn
(as Wade Hatton)

Wade Hatton: Thirty years ago my father met my mother at the London Dairy Fair. He'd come down to sell some prize pigs -- big fat lovely pigs they were. My mother was down there after winning the grand prize for her roses. Roses of Sharon, enormous big things, as big as your face and nearly as beautiful. I don't suppose there were ever roses like that in the whole length and breath of Ireland. Well, what must happen? The very last day of the fair, father's pigs get out and eat up every single one of mother's prize roses -- root, stem, flower and all. Now, did any two people ever get off to a worse start than that? And yet look at them now! Six big lusty sons with score or so of prize pigs and the most beautiful rose garden in the whole of Ireland.

Jean Arthur

Jean Arthur
(as Babe Bennett)

Babe Bennett: Here's a guy that's wholesome and fresh. To us, he looks like a freak. Do you know what he told me tonight? He said when he gets married, he wants to carry his bride over the threshold in his arms... I tried to laugh, but I couldn't. It stuck in my throat... He's got goodness, Mabel. Do you know what that is?... No, of course you don't. We've forgotten. We're too busy being smart alecks. Too busy in a crazy competition for nothing.

Vito Scotti

Vito Scotti
(as Señor Arturo Sánchez)

Señor Sánchez: This I cannot understand. If I am a married man, it is my problem. What has it got to do with you? I would not be prejudiced if you were married.

Ingrid Bergman

Ingrid Bergman
(as Stephanie Dickinson)

Señor Sánchez: I didn't know Dr. Winston was married.
Stephanie: Well, it's always a shock when it happens to someone you know.


Bette Davis

Bette Davis
(as Charlotte Vale)

Charlotte: Some girls aren't the marrying kind.

Carolyn Jones

Carolyn Jones
(as Shirl)

Tony Manetta: Oh you don't know this guy [his brother Mario]. He thinks any girl that's 21 years old and unmarried is no good.
Shirl: He'll love me. I was married when I was fifteen!

Frank Sinatra

Frank Sinatra
(as Tony Manetta)

Tony Manetta: Marriage? I thought that word was poison to you?

Edward Everett Horton

Edward Everett Horton
(as Egbert 'Pinky' Fitzgerald)

Egbert Fitzgerald: It's no crime to be married. It just shows a weakness on the part of men that women take advantage of.

Helen Broderick

Helen Broderick
(as Madge Hardwick)

Madge Hardwick: Here or there, as long as you remain a spinster, you're fair game for any philandering male. What you really should have is a husband you can call your own.
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