Grover Groundhog: Snitch! Stool pigeon! Squealing on little woodland creatures. You ought to be ashamed of yourself. Oh, you do all right for yourself, getting food handed to you, a house to live in. But what have I got? It ain't fair, I tell you! It ain't fair!
Grover Groundhog: [Aside to audience] Dogs are suckers for a sob story.


--Stan Freberg (as ) in One Meat Brawl

Junyer Bear: I will fill your favorite pipe for you, dear old dad, Pa. G-U-N-P-O-W-D-E-R, tobacco. I am a good speller, I am. C-A-T, dog. B-A-T, Rhode Island.


--Stan Freberg (as Junyer Bear) in A Bear For Punishment

Junyer Bear: Ma, Pa won't talk to me. I nudged him, and I nudged him, but he's awfully still.


--Stan Freberg (as Junyer Bear) in A Bear For Punishment

Junyer Bear: When the nasty old Bogeyman fills me with fears / And my little old pinafore is all wet with tears / And my cute little pug nose is all red from crying / Who is it that saves me and keeps me from dying? / My Pa! / When my little pink cheeks are pale with fright / Who is it that lifts me and holds me tight / And says, "There, there, little man. Everything is all right"? / My Pa!


--Stan Freberg (as Junyer Bear) in A Bear For Punishment

Narrator: Well, the Big Bad Wolf was really gone / And with him went his corny horn / Went out of this world without a trace / Didn't go to Heaven, was the other place.


--Stan Freberg (as ) in Three Little Bops