Dog: Wait a minute, wait a minute. Now, uh, you're a cat, right?
Claude Cat: Right.
Dog: And, uh, cats eat mice, right?
Claude Cat: No!
Dog: You - he-he - you're mice, right?
Hubie: Right.
Dog: And mice, they eat cheese, right?
Hubie, Bertie: Cheese? Ahh! Don't mention that word!


--Stan Freberg (as ) in Cheese Chasers

Mandrake: You're a groundhog.
Grover Groundhog: That gives you one dollar. Do you care to try for two?


--Stan Freberg (as ) in One Meat Brawl

Papa Bear: Now, don't forget your lines!
Junyer Bear: Why, Grandma! What big eyes you've got!
[Papa Bear wallops Junyer]


--Stan Freberg (as Junyer Bear) in Bugs Bunny and the Three Bears

Papa Bear: Well, let's get started.
Mama Bear: Oh! My soup's... er, my porridge is too hot.
Papa Bear: [Dosn't even taste it] Uh, My soup's too hot.
Junyer Bear: [Takes a big spoonful and burps] Duh, somebody's been sleeping in my bed!
[Papa wallops him]


--Stan Freberg (as Junyer Bear) in Bugs Bunny and the Three Bears

Bugs Bunny: And just who might you be?
Punkinhead Martin: I might be Teddy Rooseyvelt, but I ain't!


--Stan Freberg (as ) in Hillbilly Hare

Tramp: [preparing to leave] Well, friend, we'll be on our way now, so...
Beaver: Uh-uh-uh! Not so fast, sonny.
[puts on the muzzle]
Beaver: I'll have to make certain it's satisfactory before we settle on a price.
Tramp: Oh, no. It's all yours, friend. You can keep it.
Beaver: I can, eh?
[excitedly]
Beaver: I can?
Lady: Uh-huh. It's a free sample.
Beaver: [very pleased] Well, thanks a lot. Thanks ever so...
[he slips and falls, dragging the log along; they land in the pond, where the log fits neatly over the dam spillway]
Beaver: [proudly] Say! it works ssswell!


--Stan Freberg (as Beaver) in Lady and the Tramp

Beaver: [struggling with a log] Ah-ah-ah, busy sonny, busy! Gotta slide this sycamore to the - ung - swamp!
Tramp: But this'll only take a second of your time...
Beaver: Only a second! Listen, listen sonny, you realize every second, seventy centimeters of water is wasted over that spillway?
Tramp: Yeah, but...
Beaver: Gotta get this log movin', sonny, gotta get it movin'! T'ain't the cuttin' take's the time, it's the doggone haulin'!
Tramp: [looking from the leash to a branch on the log] The hauling! Exactly! Now, what you need is...
Beaver: [chewing through part of the log] Better bisect this section here...
Tramp: What you need is a log puller. I SAID A LOG PULLER!
Beaver: I ain't deef, sonny. There's no need to - did you say log puller?
Tramp: [like a salesman] Haha, and by lucky coincidence, you see before you, modeled by the lovely little lady, the new, improved, patented, handy-dandy, never-fail little giant log puller. The busy beaver's friend!
Beaver: You don't say!
Tramp: Guaranteed not to wear, tear, rip or ravel. Turn around, sister, and show the customer the merchandise. And it cuts log-hauling time sixty-six percent!
Beaver: Sixty-six percent eh? Think of that! Well, how's it work?
Tramp: [demonstrating] Why, it's no work at all! You merely slip this ring over the limb like this, and haul it off!
Beaver: Uh, say, d'you mind if I slip it on for size?
Tramp: Help yourself friend, help yourself!
Beaver: Hehe, don't mind if I do! Uh... how'd'ya get the carn-starnded thing off, sonny?
Tramp: Glad you brought that up, friend, glad you brought that up! To remove it, simply place the strap between your teeth...
Beaver: Like this?
Tramp: Right, friend. Now bite HARD!
[beaver bites the muzzle off

--Stan Freberg (as Beaver) in Lady and the Tramp

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