Moe:
[Larry has accidentally poked a hole in the furnace vent] Hey, are you smokin'?
Larry: No, but the pipe is.
Moe: The pi - uh... why, you lamebrain! Ya wanna get us suffocated? Put some tape on it!
Larry: [checks his pockets] We forgot the tape!
Moe: Well, we had to forget somethin' or we wouldn't be plumbers.
--Moe Howard (as Moe) in A Plumbing We Will Go
Larry: No, but the pipe is.
Moe: The pi - uh... why, you lamebrain! Ya wanna get us suffocated? Put some tape on it!
Larry: [checks his pockets] We forgot the tape!
Moe: Well, we had to forget somethin' or we wouldn't be plumbers.
--Moe Howard (as Moe) in A Plumbing We Will Go
Moe:
[looking through telescope toward Egyptian desert, but with Larry's head in the way] We're coming to a jungle. I can see the underbrush! And camels walkin' through it! No no, they're octopus!
Larry: I don't see anything!
Moe: [notices that he was looking at Larry's hair] You will!
[hits Larry with the telescope]
--Moe Howard (as ) in We Want Our Mummy
Larry: I don't see anything!
Moe: [notices that he was looking at Larry's hair] You will!
[hits Larry with the telescope]
--Moe Howard (as ) in We Want Our Mummy
Moe:
[opens a top drawer, looks, then to Shemp] Say, where are the towels?
Shemp: In the bottom drawer.
Moe: [shakes his head, then opens the bottom drawer, and pulls out a towel] Ah, here we are.
[stands straight up, and puts his head through the bottom of the still open top drawer. He turns around slightly groggy and walks towards Shemp with the drawer still around him]
Larry: [to Moe, laughing] Boy, you sure look funny wearing a buster brown collar.
Moe: [handing Larry the towel] Hold that.
[Larry takes it, then Moe removes the drawer and puts it over Larry]
Moe: You do too!
--Moe Howard (as ) in Brideless Groom
Shemp: In the bottom drawer.
Moe: [shakes his head, then opens the bottom drawer, and pulls out a towel] Ah, here we are.
[stands straight up, and puts his head through the bottom of the still open top drawer. He turns around slightly groggy and walks towards Shemp with the drawer still around him]
Larry: [to Moe, laughing] Boy, you sure look funny wearing a buster brown collar.
Moe: [handing Larry the towel] Hold that.
[Larry takes it, then Moe removes the drawer and puts it over Larry]
Moe: You do too!
--Moe Howard (as ) in Brideless Groom
Moe:
[pulling Larry's hair out in his sleep] She loves me. She loves me not. She loves me....
--Moe Howard (as ) in I'm a Monkey's Uncle
--Moe Howard (as ) in I'm a Monkey's Uncle
Moe:
[putting a pancake on the center plate] There's that chip, I call. What do ya got?
Larry: [laying down his hand] Just four aces.
Moe: [slams his hand on the table] And me with four kings again.
Larry: [taking the pancakes] Well it must be beginner's luck.
Moe: I can't understand it, everyday you have beginner's luck.
Larry: [getting up to reach for the syrup] Well its just one of those things you know...
Moe: [grabs Larry by the hair and looks on his chair and sees a lot of aces] You want to cheat, cheat fair, anything I hate is a crookin' crook.
[Moe shakes Larry and more aces fall out of his coat]
Moe: [slaps Larry in the head and then sits down to eat the pancakes] My beginner's luck, huh, huh, huh.
--Moe Howard (as ) in Healthy, Wealthy and Dumb
Larry: [laying down his hand] Just four aces.
Moe: [slams his hand on the table] And me with four kings again.
Larry: [taking the pancakes] Well it must be beginner's luck.
Moe: I can't understand it, everyday you have beginner's luck.
Larry: [getting up to reach for the syrup] Well its just one of those things you know...
Moe: [grabs Larry by the hair and looks on his chair and sees a lot of aces] You want to cheat, cheat fair, anything I hate is a crookin' crook.
[Moe shakes Larry and more aces fall out of his coat]
Moe: [slaps Larry in the head and then sits down to eat the pancakes] My beginner's luck, huh, huh, huh.
--Moe Howard (as ) in Healthy, Wealthy and Dumb
Moe:
[sarcastically] Three of the best riveters who ever riveted. Why didn't you tell them you were a groundhog?
Curly: Listen, you laugh when you say that!
Moe: HA, HA, HA.
[slaps Curly]
--Moe Howard (as Moe) in How High is Up?
Curly: Listen, you laugh when you say that!
Moe: HA, HA, HA.
[slaps Curly]
--Moe Howard (as Moe) in How High is Up?
Moe:
[Shemp's on fire] Hey Larry! He's been smoking in bed again! Get the water and the axe!
Shemp: Put me out!
Moe: [getting him out of bed] You nitwit, you brainless idiot you!
--Moe Howard (as ) in Heavenly Daze
Shemp: Put me out!
Moe: [getting him out of bed] You nitwit, you brainless idiot you!
--Moe Howard (as ) in Heavenly Daze
Moe:
[talking to Larry] You know, porcupine, for a guy without brains, you're a genius.
--Moe Howard (as ) in Crime on Their Hands
--Moe Howard (as ) in Crime on Their Hands
Moe:
[to Curly] And what did you answer when they asked what does a navigator do?
Curly: I told them a navigator crawls through a swamp until it becomes a suitcase, and bites like this too.
[Gestures his hands with the snapping motion of an alligator's jaws, with grwoling imitation]
Moe: No, like this
[Uses horizantal motion of alligator's jaws, then slaps Curly with both hands]
--Moe Howard (as ) in Higher Than a Kite
Curly: I told them a navigator crawls through a swamp until it becomes a suitcase, and bites like this too.
[Gestures his hands with the snapping motion of an alligator's jaws, with grwoling imitation]
Moe: No, like this
[Uses horizantal motion of alligator's jaws, then slaps Curly with both hands]
--Moe Howard (as ) in Higher Than a Kite
