Higher Than a Kite

Marshall Boring: [eyeing Larry, who is dressed as a woman] Come here, my little edelweiss. Zit on my lap.
Larry: [looking at the overweight general] What lap?

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Moe: If this is what I think it is, you'll get your wings and a harp with 'em!

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Moe: [to Curly] And what did you answer when they asked what does a navigator do?
Curly: I told them a navigator crawls through a swamp until it becomes a suitcase, and bites like this too.
[Gestures his hands with the snapping motion of an alligator's jaws, with grwoling imitation]
Moe: No, like this
[Uses horizantal motion of alligator's jaws, then slaps Curly with both hands]

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After playing checkers, Moe looks at a picture of Adolph Hitler and says "schickelgruber". Schickelgruber-Hitler was Adolph Hitler's father's last name.
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