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Tricky Dicks

Tricky Dicks

Sgt. Moe: Quiet, everyone! Genius at work!


--Moe Howard (as ) in Tricky Dicks

We Want Our Mummy

We Want Our Mummy

Dr. Crowell: That means we'll never find the missing king!
Curly: [looks surprised, takes card out of his front pocket] How did YOU know the king was missing?
[Moe turns his head to look]
Curly: I... Ooh!
[hides card before Moe can see]
Moe: Oh, so you're the one, eh? That's how you won my thirteen cents!
[smacks Curly]


--Moe Howard (as ) in We Want Our Mummy

A Pain in the Pullman

A Pain in the Pullman

Johnson: [hearing the monkey] What's that noise?
Moe: Aw, ya shouldn't believe everything ya hear.


--Moe Howard (as ) in A Pain in the Pullman

Tassels in the Air

Tassels in the Air

Thaddeus Smirch: Gosh, I'd sure like to help. You know, I haven't had a paintbrush in my hand for years.
Moe: Sure, you can help. Go on out there and mix us a batch of spotted paint.


--Moe Howard (as Moe) in Tassels in the Air

Three Sappy People

Three Sappy People

Williams: [as stuffy butler, speaking into telephone] Is this Susquehanna, two-two-two-two?
Moe: [on doctors' switchboard] Too-too-too-too? What do ya think you're doin', bub, playing train?


--Moe Howard (as Moe) in Three Sappy People


Idiots Deluxe

Idiots Deluxe

Judge: Were you ever indicted?
Moe: Not since I was a baby, your honor.


--Moe Howard (as ) in Idiots Deluxe

The Three Stooges Go Around the World in a Daze

The Three Stooges Go Around the World in...

[after a prolonged fight in the dark where everyone keeps hitting the wrong people before finally knocking out the bad guys]
Moe: I knew you'd get the right ones if you kept on swinging.


--Moe Howard (as ) in The Three Stooges Go Around the World in a Daze

Gents Without Cents

Gents Without Cents

[After Curly says Niagara Falls]
Moe: Niagara Falls! Slowly I turn... step by step... inch by inch...


--Moe Howard (as ) in Gents Without Cents

Uncivil Warriors

Uncivil Warriors

[Curly has accidentally burned a piece of paper containing information about the Confederacy's movements]
Operator 14: Do you know what that paper was?
Operator 15: Hot?
[Moe slaps Curly]


--Moe Howard (as ) in Uncivil Warriors

The Three Stooges Go Around the World in a Daze

The Three Stooges Go Around the World in...

[Curly-Joe's thrown knife grazes Larry's fake mustache]
Moe: Missed that.
Curly-Joe: Missed that? Impossible!
Larry: Missed that? What is he aiming at?
Moe: You'll find out.


--Moe Howard (as ) in The Three Stooges Go Around the World in a Daze

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