Moe:
Good morning, sir, I'm the census taker. Are you married or happy?
Henry's wife: Hen-ry!
Moe: [Henry ducks just a vase is thrown by his wife, hitting Moe and knocking him down the stairs] Married.
--Moe Howard (as Moe) in No Census, No Feeling
Henry's wife: Hen-ry!
Moe: [Henry ducks just a vase is thrown by his wife, hitting Moe and knocking him down the stairs] Married.
--Moe Howard (as Moe) in No Census, No Feeling
Moe:
Hey, after all, I'm the sturgeon! Give me a little room!
--Moe Howard (as Moe) in All the World's a Stooge
--Moe Howard (as Moe) in All the World's a Stooge
Moe:
Hippopotamus no good for this trick,
[points to Curly]
Moe: Hippopotamus!
--Moe Howard (as ) in No Dough Boys
[points to Curly]
Moe: Hippopotamus!
--Moe Howard (as ) in No Dough Boys
Moe:
How do you like that? No more jelly. I guess I'll have to eat cheese. Better get some bread.
--Moe Howard (as ) in Goof on the Roof
--Moe Howard (as ) in Goof on the Roof
Moe:
I can't tell from the meter if the tank is half full or half empty.
--Moe Howard (as ) in The Three Stooges in Orbit
--Moe Howard (as ) in The Three Stooges in Orbit
Moe:
If there's anything I like better than honey and ketchup, it's baloney and whip cream! And we haven't got any.
--Moe Howard (as ) in Idiots Deluxe
--Moe Howard (as ) in Idiots Deluxe
Moe:
If this is what I think it is, you'll get your wings and a harp with 'em!
--Moe Howard (as ) in Higher Than a Kite
--Moe Howard (as ) in Higher Than a Kite
