Curly:
He's pointin' where you are!
Moe: Ya mean he's pointin' where I was! C'mon, let's go!
--Moe Howard (as ) in Three Little Beers
Moe: Ya mean he's pointin' where I was! C'mon, let's go!
--Moe Howard (as ) in Three Little Beers
Curly:
How are we gonna get in pictures? We don't know nothin' about makin' movies!
Moe: There's a couple of thousand people in pictures now who know nothing about it. Three more won't make any difference.
--Moe Howard (as ) in Movie Maniacs
Moe: There's a couple of thousand people in pictures now who know nothing about it. Three more won't make any difference.
--Moe Howard (as ) in Movie Maniacs
Lady having bridge party:
Does your drink taste all right?
Moe: A little heavy on the Angora Bitters. In fact, I think the goat walked right through it, I'm sure.
--Moe Howard (as Moe) in No Census, No Feeling
Moe: A little heavy on the Angora Bitters. In fact, I think the goat walked right through it, I'm sure.
--Moe Howard (as Moe) in No Census, No Feeling
Moe's Dancing Partner:
[Not noticing the loss of her skirt] Do you feel a draft?
Moe: Draft? No, I was exempted.
--Moe Howard (as ) in Three Smart Saps
Moe: Draft? No, I was exempted.
--Moe Howard (as ) in Three Smart Saps
Shemp, Larry, Moe:
We'll get the filthy moocher, The Moola, the Geidas, No Slippery guy named Slipp, Is ever gonna' cheat-us, A-zee, a-zie, a-zoh!
--Moe Howard (as ) in Hold That Lion!
--Moe Howard (as ) in Hold That Lion!
Shemp:
[about a customer's car] You know, I think they hit something.
Moe: Listen, every time you think, you weaken the nation.
--Moe Howard (as ) in Pardon My Backfire
Moe: Listen, every time you think, you weaken the nation.
--Moe Howard (as ) in Pardon My Backfire
Shemp:
[after Moe shoves the door into Shemp]
[to Moe]
Shemp: Hey, why don't you watch where you're going?
Moe: [to Shemp] Relax. I give you a hand as soon as I finish eating this jelly sandwich. I can't work on an empty stomach.
Shemp: I'm hungry too and I haven't...
Moe: Shaddup and finish your job.
--Moe Howard (as ) in Goof on the Roof
[to Moe]
Shemp: Hey, why don't you watch where you're going?
Moe: [to Shemp] Relax. I give you a hand as soon as I finish eating this jelly sandwich. I can't work on an empty stomach.
Shemp: I'm hungry too and I haven't...
Moe: Shaddup and finish your job.
--Moe Howard (as ) in Goof on the Roof
Shemp:
[hearing a report of Hargan's crime spree on the radio] Hey Moe, why don't we capture Hargan and collect the reward? Then we can pay our bills.
[Shemp taps his temple, smiling]
Moe: Oh, it's as simple as all that. Hargan is gonna walk right in here and let you capture him. You're nuts.
--Moe Howard (as ) in Sing a Song of Six Pants
[Shemp taps his temple, smiling]
Moe: Oh, it's as simple as all that. Hargan is gonna walk right in here and let you capture him. You're nuts.
--Moe Howard (as ) in Sing a Song of Six Pants
Shemp:
[with a fish bowl on his head, he mumbles inaudibly]
Moe: What did he say?
Larry: [mimics inaudible mumbling]
Moe: [smacks Larry] Get out of here!
--Moe Howard (as ) in Hold That Lion!
Moe: What did he say?
Larry: [mimics inaudible mumbling]
Moe: [smacks Larry] Get out of here!
--Moe Howard (as ) in Hold That Lion!
Shemp:
All right, sister, get going or I'll knock your brains out.
Moe: Hey, is that a way to talk to a lady?
[Shemp politely removes his hat]
Shemp: All right, sister, get going or I'll knock your brains out.
Moe: That's better.
--Moe Howard (as ) in Merry Mavericks
Moe: Hey, is that a way to talk to a lady?
[Shemp politely removes his hat]
Shemp: All right, sister, get going or I'll knock your brains out.
Moe: That's better.
--Moe Howard (as ) in Merry Mavericks
