Bugs Bunny: [as Spike is hanging by his fingers on the clothesline, Bugs proceeds to loosen each finger] Mhm... this wittle piddy went to market... this wittle piddy stayed home... this wittle piggy had roast beef.
[Spike falls]
Bugs Bunny: Well, what do you know, ran out of piddies! Gee, ain't I a stinker?


--Mel Blanc (as ) in A Hare Grows In Manhattan

Bugs Bunny: [as the Bratty Kid is twirling him around in the air] How'd I get myself into this mess?
[the Bratty Kid drops Bugs on the floor]


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Easter Yeggs

Bugs Bunny: [At the piano, imitating Liberace] I wish my brother George was here.


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Hyde and Hare

Bugs Bunny: [bitter] Yeah, the turtle always wins. How does he do it? I can't understand it. It's against the laws of nature. Why, it just ain't in the cards. A turtle beating me, a rabbit! A natural speed merchant! Why, I'm in the pink. Yeah, I'm an athlete. I've got an athlete's physi-que. Sure! I've got an athlete's legs. Certainly! I even got athlete's foot. How does that moron do it? I'll find out his secret if is the last thing I ever do! And I will, too.


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Tortoise Wins by a Hare

Bugs Bunny: [Bugs and Jaque are playing 21. Jaque hands Bugs one card]
[looks at his card]
Bugs Bunny: Can I stay on just one card?
Blaque Jaque Shellaque: One card? Oh. Oh, sure.
[puts down two cards]
Blaque Jaque Shellaque: One ten and another ten makes twenty. Beat that.
Bugs Bunny: Okay, I win.
[shows Jaque his card]
Bugs Bunny: Twenty one.
[Bugs' card is a 21 card]


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Bonanza Bunny

Bugs Bunny: [Bugs casually strolls into the Game Commissioner's office, and grabs him by the throat] Eh, WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA OF RABBITS BEING ONLY WORTH 2 CENTS?
Game Commissioner: STOP STEAMING UP MY GLASSES!
Bugs Bunny: Never mind that. How come rabbits are only two cents? Huh?
Game Commissioner: Well, other animals are destructive, harmful, obnoxious to people. They do damage.
Bugs Bunny: Nyeh, tell me more, Doc.
Game Commissioner: Rabbits are sweet, furry little creatures. They wouldn't harm a hair on your head.
Bugs Bunny: Eh, get him. Hee hee. He don't know me very well, do he?
Game Commissioner: Rabbits are perfectly harmless, and the bounty stands at two cents!
Bugs Bunny: Oh yeah?
[Bugs grabs a pen, and sprays the Commissioner with ink. He then proceeds to repeatedly slash the pen across his face]
Bugs Bunny: Well, I'll show you a rabbit can be more obnoxious than anybody!
[Smashes the pen into the desk]
Bugs Bunny: You can't get away with it! You'll be hearing from me!
[Leaves the office, slamming the door so hard on his way out the window shatters]


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Rebel Rabbit

Bugs Bunny: [Bugs first sees Gossamer, turns around, makes funny faces and holds up a signs that says "yipe!" in small lettering, and then turns the sign around which says "YIPE!" in large lettering]


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Hair-Raising Hare

Bugs Bunny: [Bugs is flying in the air thanks to the Genie] Hey look, fellas, I'm a *hareplane*!


--Mel Blanc (as ) in A-Lad-In His Lamp

Bugs Bunny: [Closing lines & 2 directions] He's heading right for the ammunition dump.
[explosion]
Bugs Bunny: I've heard of Hell's Angel's, but I never thought I'd see one.
[Bugs Bunny then sees Yosemite Sam's spirit, rising, and playing a harp, as cartoon concludes]


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Dumb Patrol

Bugs Bunny: [discovers the monster] Uh-oh. Think fast, rabbit. My stars! Where did you ever get that awful hairdo? It doesn't become you at all.
[Sits the monster down and starts brushing its hair]
Bugs Bunny: Here, for goodness' sake, let me fix it up. Look how stringy and messy it is. What a shame. Such an interesting monster, too. My stars, if an interesting monster can't have an interesting hairdo, then I don't know what things are coming to. In my business you meet so many interesting people - Bobby pins, please - but the most interersting ones are the monsters. Oh, dear, that will never stay. We'll just have to have a permanemanent.
[Runs to get some dynamite and puts it on the monster's hair like rollers]
Bugs Bunny: Now, I've got to give an interesting old lady a manicure, but I'll be back before you're done.
[Leaves; dynamite explodes, leaving a huge bald spot on the monster's head]


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Water, Water Every Hare