[Brody enters the swami's shop]
Bugs Bunny: Enter, O seeker of knowledge.
[a sandbag swings down and hits Brody in the head]
Bugs Bunny: That's you, fathead!


--Mel Blanc (as Bugs Bunny / Old Man / Little Pool Hall Man) in Bowery Bugs

[Bruno promises to catch Bugs during the trapeze act]
Bugs Bunny: [to audience] Don't you beelieve it!


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Big Top Bunny

[Bugs Bunny lays down a mattress to catch the falling Yosemite Sam]
Bugs Bunny: You know? Sometimes me conscience kinda bothers me... But not this time.
[Pulls away mattress at the last moment]


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Bugs Bunny Rides Again

[Bugs goes up a flight of stairs but the lights aren't on. Gossamer chases after him, but Bugs runs back down the stairs and runs into Gossamer]
Bugs Bunny: Don't go up there! It's dark!


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Hair-Raising Hare

[Bugs has Rocky hiding in a trunk while he fakes a police raid]
Bugs Bunny: [as policeman] Where's Mugsy? Where's he hiding?
Bugs Bunny: I'm telling ya he ain't here.
Bugs Bunny: [as policeman] Oh, yeah? He's in that trunk.
Bugs Bunny: Now, look. would I do this if Rocky was in there?
[Sticks a sword into the trunk]
Bugs Bunny: Would I also have the temerity to do this...
[Sticks another sword into the trunk]
Bugs Bunny: ... if my bosom chum was encased therein?


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Racketeer Rabbit

[Bugs is disguised as a game warden]
Elmer Fudd: Oh, Mr. Game Warden, I hope you can help me. I've been told I can shoot wabbits, and goats, and pigeons, and mongooses, and dirty skunks, and ducks. Can you tell me what season it weawy is?
Bugs Bunny: Why certainly, my boy.
[Holds up a baseball]
Bugs Bunny: It's baseball season!
[Elmer laughs dementedly]
Bugs Bunny: [Throws the baseball] Here, boy! Here, boy! Go get it! Go get it!
[Elmer runs after the baseball, shooting it repeatedly]


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Duck! Rabbit! Duck!

[Bugs slowly takes off costume as jukebox is playing Skip to my Lou, my Darling and starts fiddling a violin, while singing, leading Curt and Pumpkinhead Martin outside with musical voice]
Bugs Bunny: Promenade across the floor, sashay right on out the door, out the door and into the glade, and everybody promenade. Step right up you're doin' fine, I'll pull your beard you pull mine, yank it again like you did before, break it up with a tug of war. Now into the creek and fish for the trout, dive right in and flap about; trout, trout, pretty little trout, one more splash and come right out. Shake like a hound dog, shake again, wallow around in the old pigpen, wallow some more you all know how, roll around like an old fat sow. Allemande left with your left hand, follow through with a right and left brand; now lead your partner the dirty old thing, follow through with an elbow swing. Grab a fencepost hold it tight, whomp your partner with all your might; hit him in the shin, hit him in the head, hit him again the critter ain't dead. Whomp him low and whomp him high, stick your finger in his eye. Bang your heads against the ground. Promenade all around the room, promenade like a bride and groom. Open up the door and step right in, close the door and into a spin. Whirl, whirl, twist and twirl, jump all around like a flying squirrel. Now, don't you cuss and don't you swear, just come right out and form a square. Now right hand over and left hand under, both join hands and run like thunder; over the hill and over the dale. Duck your head and lift your tail. Don't you stray and don't you roam, turn around and promenade home. Corn in the crib and wheat in the sack, turn your partner and promenade back.
Bugs Bunny: [Bugs' normal voice] And now you're home, bow to your partner, bow to the gent, across the hall.
[Martin brothers weakly shook hands, after their deep fall]
Bugs Bunny: And that is all.
[Bugs concludes musical with a five second musical fiddle outro then closing credits start]


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Hillbilly Hare

[Bugs' cup of molasses is shot into holes by Elmer]
Bugs: Funny. I never thought molasses would run in January.


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Duck! Rabbit! Duck!

[Catstello is sitting on a powder charge which Babbit is ready to detonate]
Catstello: Gee, Babbit. I'm just no good.
Babbit: Oh, the brakes were against you.
Catstello: I'm a flopparoo. I can't even get the boid.
Babbit: Don't worry. You'll get it, all right.
Catstello: You mean I'll get it in the end?
Babbit: Yeah. And you'll get a big bang out of it, too!
[He detonates the charge, sending Catstello flying]
Catstello: [unaware he is airborne] Well, that sure takes a load off my mind.


--Mel Blanc (as Catstello / Tweety) in A Tale of Two Kitties

[Daffy Duck jumps out of the freezer]
Daffy Duck: What a trip. What a trip! Blizzard all the way. Snow twenty feet deep, but we had to get the serum through. It was mush, mush, mush all night. Come on! Mush! Mush! Mush! Mush! Mush! Suddenly the glacier cracks! There's a roar! Tons of ice! No escape! *Aaaagh!* How's things been with you?


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Daffy Duck Hunt