Lovebird: Come on, Mr. Cat. Eat me.
Sylvester: No! No! I'll die!
Lovebird: Please, Mr. Cat?
Sylvester: All right! I'll do it. I'd rather die than starve to death!
[Sylvester is about to eat the lovebird when a telegram arrives; lovebird reads ]
Lovebird: You don't have to eat me, Mr. Cat. I just got a telegram from Sweetypuss, and everything is going to be, oh, just dandy.
Sylvester: Oh, yeah? Well, I haven't changed my mind!


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Life With Feathers

Mad Scientist: Give me your wishbone!
Daffy Duck: Oh, you mad, impetuous boy you!


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Birth of a Notion

Woman: What's the matter? Didn't you use the book?
Porky Pig: Yeah, b-b-b-but it didn't work.
Woman: Maybe you didn't use it right.
[spanks Butch with book]
Woman: It always works for me.


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Brother Brat

Woman: You wanna help the United Nations, don't ya? You want those ships and planes roll off the assembly line, don't ya? You want those Nazis and Japs bombed off the earth, don't ya?
Porky Pig: I h-hate Hitl-Hitl-Shicklegruber and Toj-Toj...
Woman: Then mind my kid. Here, this might help you.
[Gives Porky a book]
Porky Pig: [Reads cover] Ch-Ch-Child Psychology.
Woman: Now I can go weld planes. We gotta have planes, you know.
[acts like a plane taking off, then flies off like one]
Porky Pig: S-Say, she's a character.


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Brother Brat

[after Daffy wakes up]
Daffy Duck: [dismissive] Shmodzilla.
Shmodzilla: You was expecting maybe Calvin Coolidge?


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Night of the Living Duck

[after the Crusher crashes against a steel door]
Bugs Bunny: Why, Crusher! It's good to see you.
The Crusher: Yeah, well, I was just passing by... Dyuh... just passing by...
Bugs Bunny: Well, come in, come in, come in, come in. Don't stand out there in the cold.
The Crusher: Thought I'd just drop in to say hello... D'oy... Just passing by, you understand...
Bugs Bunny: [puts a coat on Crusher] Sorry you think you gotta go, Crusher. Been nice seeing you.
The Crusher: D'oy...
Bugs Bunny: Aw, you look tired, Crusher. Why don't you rest up on this nice, soft floor for a few minutes before you go? Atta boy. Now, we'll just pin those little old shoulders to the little old mat and...


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Bunny Hugged

[Ala Bahma rudely smears a pie on Bugs' face]
Bugs Bunny: [to the audience] Of course you realize this means war!


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Case of the Missing Hare

[as Hugo is driving them out to the country]
Bugs Bunny: What a glorious night! Say, why don't we stop somewhere for a hamburger?


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Racketeer Rabbit

[as Porky chases Daffy around a tree, the film breaks; after a moment, Daffy steps out]
Daffy Duck: Ladies and gentlemen, due to circumstances beyond our control, we are unable to continue with this picture. But don't worry, I'll tell you how it came out. Porky is chasing me around and around that tree. He corners me, and moves in for the kill. Everyone thinks of me as a dead duck. Then I launch a counter attack. I shower him with lefts and rights. I come in for the coup de gracie. And Porky's crawling, literally groveling at my feet.
[Suddenly, a hook drags Daffy offstage; a loud bang is heard; Porky comes out, dragging Daffy behind him]
Daffy Duck: [dazed] He's begging for mercy... I'm killing him.


--Mel Blanc (as ) in My Favorite Duck

[as Watkins opens the door, the telegram boy falls]
Dorlock Holmes: Don't touch that body! A clear case of Karrer poisoning of one of Her Majesty's cold cream guards.
Telegram Boy: [Gets up] Telegram. You'd best have that step fixed, Gov'nor!
Dorlock Holmes: Just for that, you receive no gratuity.


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Deduce, You Say