Daffy Duck:
Oh ho ho ho, duck hunters is the cwaziest peoples. Ha ha ha.
--Mel Blanc (as ) in Daffy Duck Hunt
--Mel Blanc (as ) in Daffy Duck Hunt
Daffy Duck:
Oh, it's you! You gotta excuse my nerves. You see, it's duck season, and confidentially, I'm a duck.
--Mel Blanc (as ) in What Makes Daffy Duck?
--Mel Blanc (as ) in What Makes Daffy Duck?
Daffy Duck:
Robbing the mail, eh? You'll swing for this. Wait'll J. Edgar Hoozit hears of this.
--Mel Blanc (as ) in Daffy Doodles
--Mel Blanc (as ) in Daffy Doodles
Daffy Duck:
Rubber Head!
Rubber Head: I'm gonna r-r-r-r-rub you out, see? R-r-r-r-r-r-rub you out!
[Rubber Head erases Daffy with his head]
Daffy Duck: Fantastic! And furthermore, it's unbelieva...
[erased completely]
Daffy Duck: [coming out of door] ... ble.
--Mel Blanc (as ) in The Great Piggy Bank Robbery
Rubber Head: I'm gonna r-r-r-r-rub you out, see? R-r-r-r-r-r-rub you out!
[Rubber Head erases Daffy with his head]
Daffy Duck: Fantastic! And furthermore, it's unbelieva...
[erased completely]
Daffy Duck: [coming out of door] ... ble.
--Mel Blanc (as ) in The Great Piggy Bank Robbery
Daffy Duck:
Say, it looks like a piggy bank crime wave. Why don't people keep their piggy banks on a safe place, like I do?
[opens his safe; it's empty]
Daffy Duck: It's gone! My piggy bank's been stolen! Oh, agony! A-go-ny!
--Mel Blanc (as ) in The Great Piggy Bank Robbery
[opens his safe; it's empty]
Daffy Duck: It's gone! My piggy bank's been stolen! Oh, agony! A-go-ny!
--Mel Blanc (as ) in The Great Piggy Bank Robbery
Daffy Duck:
Say, just a minute! There's supposed to be a barrel in here for me to hide in. It says so right here in the script. Someone's been lying down on the job. J.L. shall hear of this.
[a barrel is painted]
Daffy Duck: That's more like it.
--Mel Blanc (as ) in Ain't That Ducky
[a barrel is painted]
Daffy Duck: That's more like it.
--Mel Blanc (as ) in Ain't That Ducky
Daffy Duck:
Say, keep your arrows out of other people's businessesses... buster! You shot me last year, and look what happened. Tied down. No more fun. Now look at me. A has-been. A hen-pecked duck. A canvasback Cassanova. And it's your fault, you bare-backed bandit. So beat it, bub. Take a powder. Scram!
--Mel Blanc (as ) in The Stupid Cupid
--Mel Blanc (as ) in The Stupid Cupid
Daffy Duck:
See yon rich, unwary traveler? I'll rob him of his gold, and give it to some poor, unworthy slob. That'll prove that I'm Robin Hood. Hm? Prithee, hm?
--Mel Blanc (as ) in Robin Hood Daffy
--Mel Blanc (as ) in Robin Hood Daffy
Daffy Duck:
Shmodzilla is just like any unemployed actor, except that when he pounds the pavement, it registers a ten on the Ritcher scale.
--Mel Blanc (as ) in Night of the Living Duck
--Mel Blanc (as ) in Night of the Living Duck
