Susan:
People don't notice the clock on the wall 'till a rock hits them.
--Lucille Ball (as Susan Vega) in Forever, Darling
--Lucille Ball (as Susan Vega) in Forever, Darling
Susan:
When you decided to leave at six o'clock in the morning, did you realize it was so early?
--Lucille Ball (as Susan Vega) in Forever, Darling
--Lucille Ball (as Susan Vega) in Forever, Darling
Tacy:
[as they are packing up the trailer for the honeymoon] Honey, I told you to put your clothes in the hall closet!
Nicholas Collini: [in a heavy accent] Well, the hall closet is full of your things.
[sounds like "thins"]
Tacy: Oh. Oh, well, put your thins there temporarily. Now come on.
--Lucille Ball (as Tacy Bolton) in The Long, Long Trailer
Nicholas Collini: [in a heavy accent] Well, the hall closet is full of your things.
[sounds like "thins"]
Tacy: Oh. Oh, well, put your thins there temporarily. Now come on.
--Lucille Ball (as Tacy Bolton) in The Long, Long Trailer
Technical Adviser:
[after losing her bra in "the heat of battle"] It's all right, Tiger. I've got another one at home.
Technical Adviser: That is not what's worrying me. What is worrying me is my wife coming home and finding it.
Technical Adviser: She'll just think it's hers.
Technical Adviser: Don't be ridiculous.
--Lucille Ball (as Technical Adviser) in A Guide for the Married Man
Technical Adviser: That is not what's worrying me. What is worrying me is my wife coming home and finding it.
Technical Adviser: She'll just think it's hers.
Technical Adviser: Don't be ridiculous.
--Lucille Ball (as Technical Adviser) in A Guide for the Married Man
Lorenzo Xavier Vega:
[Yosemite] I think it'll do you good.
Susan: Sure, it'll do me great!
--Lucille Ball (as Susan Vega) in Forever, Darling
Susan: Sure, it'll do me great!
--Lucille Ball (as Susan Vega) in Forever, Darling
William 'Swanee' Swanson:
[Hearing the cheers of the crowd who've been promised a kiss from the beautiful star] You hear that? That's the voice of the people!
Julie Hampton: [Sardonically] Sounds more like the call of the wild.
--Lucille Ball (as Julie Hampton) in Meet the People
Julie Hampton: [Sardonically] Sounds more like the call of the wild.
--Lucille Ball (as Julie Hampton) in Meet the People
William 'Swanee' Swanson:
[Referring to his jalopy] I know this looks like a traveling scrap heap, but it's really poetry on wheels.
Julie Hampton: [Dryly, as the engine makes grinding noises] I see what you mean.
--Lucille Ball (as Julie Hampton) in Meet the People
Julie Hampton: [Dryly, as the engine makes grinding noises] I see what you mean.
--Lucille Ball (as Julie Hampton) in Meet the People
William 'Swanee' Swanson:
But it's not just me alone; its John too, its like a couple of fellas in a partnership in the corner grocery store.
Julie Hampton: You know, maybe you should be in the grocery business!
--Lucille Ball (as Julie Hampton) in Meet the People
Julie Hampton: You know, maybe you should be in the grocery business!
--Lucille Ball (as Julie Hampton) in Meet the People
Millie Opdyke:
You can't get along with just Amy!
Susan: We get along all right with just Amy!
--Lucille Ball (as Susan Vega) in Forever, Darling
Susan: We get along all right with just Amy!
--Lucille Ball (as Susan Vega) in Forever, Darling
Frank Beardsley:
I don't quite understand. Am I being stupid?
Helen North: No, you're being a man. Which is sometimes the same thing.
--Lucille Ball (as Helen North Beardsley) in Yours, Mine and Ours
Helen North: No, you're being a man. Which is sometimes the same thing.
--Lucille Ball (as Helen North Beardsley) in Yours, Mine and Ours
