J.M. Benton, Justice of the Peace:
My new piano!
Larry: [shoving J.M.Benton out of the way] Shut up!
--Larry Fine (as ) in Brideless Groom
Larry: [shoving J.M.Benton out of the way] Shut up!
--Larry Fine (as ) in Brideless Groom
Governor:
You shall die! I'll throw you to the togers!
Moe: Give us a chance!
Larry: Be a sport too!
Governor: You want a chance?
Larry: Yeah!
Governor: Very well, you may choose the manner in which you will die.
Larry: Uh, that;s easy! Old age!
[they all laugh]
--Larry Fine (as ) in Three Little Pirates
Moe: Give us a chance!
Larry: Be a sport too!
Governor: You want a chance?
Larry: Yeah!
Governor: Very well, you may choose the manner in which you will die.
Larry: Uh, that;s easy! Old age!
[they all laugh]
--Larry Fine (as ) in Three Little Pirates
Marshall Boring:
[eyeing Larry, who is dressed as a woman] Come here, my little edelweiss. Zit on my lap.
Larry: [looking at the overweight general] What lap?
--Larry Fine (as ) in Higher Than a Kite
Larry: [looking at the overweight general] What lap?
--Larry Fine (as ) in Higher Than a Kite
Prof. Sedletz:
You with the mattress head, now, if I gave you a dollar and your father gave you a dollar, how many dollars would you have?
Larry: One dollar.
Prof. Sedletz: You don't know your arithmetic.
Larry: You don't know my father!
--Larry Fine (as ) in Half-Wits Holiday
Larry: One dollar.
Prof. Sedletz: You don't know your arithmetic.
Larry: You don't know my father!
--Larry Fine (as ) in Half-Wits Holiday
Mrs. Katsby:
Oh, Professor Von Stooper?
Larry: Stupid?
[pointing to Curly]
Larry: I guess you mean him!
--Larry Fine (as ) in Violent is the Word for Curly
Larry: Stupid?
[pointing to Curly]
Larry: I guess you mean him!
--Larry Fine (as ) in Violent is the Word for Curly
Snow White:
I love you just as you are, all three of you.
Larry: Gee. Only our mother ever said that without laughing in our faces.
--Larry Fine (as ) in Snow White and the Three Stooges
Larry: Gee. Only our mother ever said that without laughing in our faces.
--Larry Fine (as ) in Snow White and the Three Stooges
Prof. Quackenbush:
Hey, you, with the mattresshead. If I gave you a dollar, and your father gave you a dollar - how many dollars would you have?
Larry: One dollar.
Prof. Sedlitz: You don't know your arithmetic.
Larry: You don't know my father.
--Larry Fine (as ) in Pies and Guys
Larry: One dollar.
Prof. Sedlitz: You don't know your arithmetic.
Larry: You don't know my father.
--Larry Fine (as ) in Pies and Guys
Capt. Burke:
...wouldn't know a shell from a boat.
Larry: What'd he say?
Moe: He says you smell like a goat.
Larry: Oh, yeah? Same to you!
--Larry Fine (as ) in Half Shot Shooters
Larry: What'd he say?
Moe: He says you smell like a goat.
Larry: Oh, yeah? Same to you!
--Larry Fine (as ) in Half Shot Shooters
Escaped Convict:
I'm going to kill you to death!
Larry: That's too permanent!
--Larry Fine (as ) in Pardon My Backfire
Larry: That's too permanent!
--Larry Fine (as ) in Pardon My Backfire
