Lennie Pike: Weath... Witch... Work. That's it, work. I gotta work on where it is.


--Jonathan Winters (as Lennie Pike) in It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World

Police Sgt. Jasper Lynch: [as Golda gyrates around the kitchen] Hey, what're you doing?
Golda: I'm dancing. Oh, that music turns me on!
Police Sgt. Jasper Lynch: Really? I thought you had a cold button somewhere.


--Jonathan Winters (as Police Sgt. Jasper Lynch / Mother Lynch) in Eight on the Lam

Police Sgt. Jasper Lynch: [treed to the top of the refrigerator by the family dog] I wanted THIS kind of action, I'd have been a mailman.


--Jonathan Winters (as Police Sgt. Jasper Lynch / Mother Lynch) in Eight on the Lam

Police Sgt. Jasper Lynch: That "other guy" happens to be my sweetheart.


--Jonathan Winters (as Police Sgt. Jasper Lynch / Mother Lynch) in Eight on the Lam

[Pike and Sylvester are digging into a hole that suddenly becomes too close]
Sylvester Marcus: Wait a minute, wait a minute. There's not enough room, Man, you're bugging me. You're bugging me.
Lennie Pike: What are you talking about 'bugging'?
Sylvester Marcus: Cut out, cut out.
Lennie Pike: What's this 'cut out' talk?
Sylvester Marcus: Out, baby. Out, baby. Out!
Lennie Pike: Don't call me a baby!
All: Would you just get out? Get on with it!


--Jonathan Winters (as Lennie Pike) in It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World