On the Waterfront

On the Waterfront

Big Mac: The only arithmetic he ever got was hearing the referee count up to ten.


--James Westerfield (as Big Mac) in On the Waterfront

Decision at Sundown

Decision at Sundown

Otis, the Bartender: Doc, when you have been tending bars as long as I have, you wouldn't expect so much out of the human race.


--James Westerfield (as ) in Decision at Sundown

Son of Flubber

Son of Flubber

Police Officer Hanson: [to Prof. Ashton] I'm very sorry, Professor, but did our brand-new patrol car get in your way?


--James Westerfield (as Police Officer Hanson) in Son of Flubber

Hang 'Em High

Hang 'Em High

Prisoner: Always uses top grade hemp, Schmidt does. He oils it so it slides read good. Snaps your neck like a dry twig.


--James Westerfield (as Prisoner) in Hang 'Em High

Hang 'Em High

Hang 'Em High

Schmidt, the Hangman: You haff last request?
Prisoner: Sure would like me a chaw of tobacco. Whats the matter, hangman; afraid I'll choke to death and you'll lose your hangin' fee?
[Schmidt gives him a chew]
Prisoner: Umm! Put it in my pocket
[Schmidt complies and starts to put the hood over the prisoner's head]
Prisoner: Umm! Umm!
[spits out tobacco juice and then nods]


--James Westerfield (as Prisoner) in Hang 'Em High


That Funny Feeling

That Funny Feeling

Tom Milford: [Tom bumped into officer] I'm sorry, officer, my eyes were on that girl.
Officer Brokaw: Well, just glue them back in your head and keep moving.


--James Westerfield (as ) in That Funny Feeling

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