Navy Recruiter:
You wanna join the Navy, what for?
Glimpy: Why, to share the ocean with Japan.
Navy Recruiter: You wanna do *what*?
Glimpy: We wanna share the ocean with Japan.
Navy Recruiter: What do you mean with Japan?
Glimpy: We'll take the top and give them the bottom.
--Huntz Hall (as ) in Let's Get Tough!
Glimpy: Why, to share the ocean with Japan.
Navy Recruiter: You wanna do *what*?
Glimpy: We wanna share the ocean with Japan.
Navy Recruiter: What do you mean with Japan?
Glimpy: We'll take the top and give them the bottom.
--Huntz Hall (as ) in Let's Get Tough!
Scruno:
[imitating Danny] Economics is a science of man's activities devoted to obtaining the material means for the satisfaction of his wants.
Limpy: [impressed] Where'd he learn that? He's absolutely illiterate!
--Huntz Hall (as ) in Bowery Blitzkrieg
Limpy: [impressed] Where'd he learn that? He's absolutely illiterate!
--Huntz Hall (as ) in Bowery Blitzkrieg
Dippy 'Dip':
Well I dink an' I dink' an' I dink an' I can't rememba da numba. Den I rememba da building but I forget da floor. But den I check every room an' whoever she is she ain't dare.
Hugh 'Baby Face': Nuttin' for nuttin' kid.
Dippy 'Dip': What a fine ding to do to a kid, a fine ding, a fine ding.
--Huntz Hall (as Dippy) in Dead End
Hugh 'Baby Face': Nuttin' for nuttin' kid.
Dippy 'Dip': What a fine ding to do to a kid, a fine ding, a fine ding.
--Huntz Hall (as Dippy) in Dead End
Glimpy:
[knocks a spy unconscious] You're one Rising Sun that's not going to rise.
--Huntz Hall (as ) in Let's Get Tough!
--Huntz Hall (as ) in Let's Get Tough!
Glimpy:
Hey, why can't I sing in da quartet? I used to sing in a quartet wit' six members!
--Huntz Hall (as Glimpy) in Ghosts on the Loose
--Huntz Hall (as Glimpy) in Ghosts on the Loose
Glimpy:
I milked a cow once, you know it's got four faucets to it.
Danny: What for?
Glimpy: Well the first faucet's for buttermilk, the second's for bottled milk, and the third's for evaporated milk.
Danny: What's the fourth one for?
Glimpy: Come to think of it, this cow only had three faucets.
--Huntz Hall (as ) in Spooks Run Wild
Danny: What for?
Glimpy: Well the first faucet's for buttermilk, the second's for bottled milk, and the third's for evaporated milk.
Danny: What's the fourth one for?
Glimpy: Come to think of it, this cow only had three faucets.
--Huntz Hall (as ) in Spooks Run Wild
Glimpy:
We wanna learn Yokohama the old Star Spangled Banner.
--Huntz Hall (as ) in Let's Get Tough!
--Huntz Hall (as ) in Let's Get Tough!
Glimpy:
What did I do now? You said you wanted to make a pyramid.
Muggs: You'll never make it, ya bunch of...
Glimpy: Well, I'm not an Egyptian!
--Huntz Hall (as ) in Let's Get Tough!
Muggs: You'll never make it, ya bunch of...
Glimpy: Well, I'm not an Egyptian!
--Huntz Hall (as ) in Let's Get Tough!
Goofy:
[telling the judge why his parents are not at the hearing] Me mudder's in jail, and me old man went to get the check. We're on relief!
--Huntz Hall (as Goofy) in Crime School
--Huntz Hall (as Goofy) in Crime School
Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones:
[to Louie about the baseballs Gorog hit that broke his window] Those are the ones he bunted, the ones he slammed are on their way to Los Angeles.
--Huntz Hall (as ) in The Bowery Boys Meet the Monsters
--Huntz Hall (as ) in The Bowery Boys Meet the Monsters
