Reporter: What gives, Eddie? I looked up Toro in the book. There's no record of him in South America.
Eddie Willis: He knocked out thirty-eight guys in a row. None of them went over three rounds. You believe that one and I'll tell you another.


--Humphrey Bogart (as ) in The Harder They Fall

[first lines]
Dobbs: Say buddy, will you stake a fellow Am...


--Humphrey Bogart (as Dobbs) in The Treasure of the Sierra Madre

[first lines]
Michael O'Leary: [on the phone] Hello, there. Is this the house? I've been trying to get you.


--Humphrey Bogart (as Michael O'Leary) in Dark Victory

[Hutcheson looks at a picture of ex-wife Nora's boyfriend]
Ed Hutcheson: I don't like him. I'll think of a reason later.


--Humphrey Bogart (as ) in Deadline - U.S.A.

[Joseph brings Andre a spiny pineapple on a plate to eat with no utensils]
Andre Trochard: Knife! Fork! How am I supposed to eat that?
Joseph: [matter-of-factly] You eat it like an apple.
[Joseph gives him a look like this is common knowledge]


--Humphrey Bogart (as Joseph) in We're No Angels

[last lines]
Ed Hutcheson: That's the press, baby. The press! And there's nothing you can do about it. Nothing!


--Humphrey Bogart (as ) in Deadline - U.S.A.

[Linus has decided to cancel the wedding and the merger]
Linus Larrabee: When's your mother's birthday?
Miss McCardle: Why?
Linus Larrabee: I'm sending her two thousand gardenias.


--Humphrey Bogart (as Linus Larrabee) in Sabrina

[Lt. Greenwald has just questioned Captain Queeg about the incident involving the yellow die marker]
Capt. Blakely: Mr. Greenwald, there can be no more serious charge against an officer than cowardice under fire.
Lt. Barney Greenwald: Sir, may I make one thing clear? It is not the defense's contention that Lieutenant Commander Queeg is a coward. Quite the contrary. The defense assumes that no man who rises to command a United States naval ship can possibly be a coward and that, therefore, if he commits questionable acts under fire, the explanation must be elsewhere.


--Humphrey Bogart (as Lt. Cmdr. Philip Francis Queeg) in The Caine Mutiny

[making a prank phone call]
Philip Marlowe: What can I do for you? I can do what? Where? Oh, no, I wouldn't like that. Neither would my daughter.


--Humphrey Bogart (as Philip Marlowe) in The Big Sleep

[Matt Brennan is doing test trials in the air]
Leland Willis: Brennan, do you hear? Bring that plane down or you'll never fly again.
Lt. Col. Matthew "Matt" Brennan: How do you want it Willis, the easy way or the hard way?
Leland Willis: I don't want any more tests. Understand Brennan? No more tests.
Lt. Col. Matthew "Matt" Brennan: OK Willis, the hard way.
[Matt pulls the microphone plug out and puts the jet into a climb]


--Humphrey Bogart (as ) in Chain Lightning