Pa Danby: Now I'm gonna take a little trip tomorrow and I want you two to behave yourselves while I'm gone. I don't want nobody to make no martyr out of this here sheriff.
Tom Danby: What's a martyr?
Pa Danby: Oh, I'm sorry. They didn't use words like that in the third grade, did they?
Tom Danby: Well, how would I know? I didn't get that far.


--Gene Evans (as Tom Danby) in Support Your Local Sheriff!

Lt. Driscoll: Well, Sergeant, I told you it was a waste of time.
Sgt. Zack: If I was right all the time I'd be an officer, Lieutenant.


--Gene Evans (as ) in The Steel Helmet

Capt. Ben Waldridge: Hook, you're drunk!
Hook: No, sir! The grog's not yet been brewed that can unsober the old Hook.


--Gene Evans (as Hook) in Mutiny

[while the squad searches Korean civilians]
Pvt. Bronte: They all look alike to me.
Sgt. Zack: Don't you know how to tell the difference, Fat Paul?
Pvt. Bronte: No.
Sgt. Zack: He's South Korean when he's running with you. He's North Korean when he's running AFTER you.


--Gene Evans (as ) in The Steel Helmet