[a new female recruit gets turned on by Frank Sinatra's "Strangers in the Night" playing in the background]
Matt Helm: You really like Perry Como that much?
--Dean Martin (as ) in The Ambushers
Matt Helm: You really like Perry Como that much?
--Dean Martin (as ) in The Ambushers
[after Gail had splashed water on Matt, she then spills a drink on him after falling over when he's lighting her cigarette]
Gail Hendrix: Oh, I'm terribly sorry.
Matt Helm: Yeah, I know you are.
--Dean Martin (as Matt Helm) in The Silencers
Gail Hendrix: Oh, I'm terribly sorry.
Matt Helm: Yeah, I know you are.
--Dean Martin (as Matt Helm) in The Silencers
[Baldy attempts to rescue an Indian girl from a rattlesnake wielding medicine man]
Sam Hollis: He either likes girls or he's crazy about snakes.
--Dean Martin (as Sam Hollis) in Texas Across the River
Sam Hollis: He either likes girls or he's crazy about snakes.
--Dean Martin (as Sam Hollis) in Texas Across the River
[last lines]
Joe Jarrett: [narrating voice over] Good guys always get married and live happily ever after. If it don't turn out too good, well, Zack and me, we figure we can always light out. And uh... oh, yeah, this is the end.
--Dean Martin (as Joe Jarrett) in 4 for Texas
Joe Jarrett: [narrating voice over] Good guys always get married and live happily ever after. If it don't turn out too good, well, Zack and me, we figure we can always light out. And uh... oh, yeah, this is the end.
--Dean Martin (as Joe Jarrett) in 4 for Texas
[Matt is shown a new weapon which gives a whole new meaning to the term "bullet bra"]
Linda: It's not a gun, Mr. Helm. It's the new weapon they gave me, developed right here in our labs.
Matt Helm: Developed pretty well, too!
Linda: May I point out...
Matt Helm: You already do!
Linda: ...that that's why you're here. To become familiar with our latest equipment.
Matt Helm: You right. An agent should always keep *abreast* of the times!
--Dean Martin (as ) in The Ambushers
Linda: It's not a gun, Mr. Helm. It's the new weapon they gave me, developed right here in our labs.
Matt Helm: Developed pretty well, too!
Linda: May I point out...
Matt Helm: You already do!
Linda: ...that that's why you're here. To become familiar with our latest equipment.
Matt Helm: You right. An agent should always keep *abreast* of the times!
--Dean Martin (as ) in The Ambushers
[on his jingle]
Malcolm Smith: You like it?
Steve Wiley: I think it'll live forever. Maybe longer!
--Dean Martin (as Steve Wiley) in Hollywood Or Bust
Malcolm Smith: You like it?
Steve Wiley: I think it'll live forever. Maybe longer!
--Dean Martin (as Steve Wiley) in Hollywood Or Bust
[Ted is drunk]
Mary Turner: [whispering] Don't you think Ted has had enough?
Theodore 'Ted' Rogers: You whisperin' about me?
Bill Miller: Oh, no. What gives you that idea?
Theodore 'Ted' Rogers: I don't know. Am I being very extraordinary
[hiccups]
Theodore 'Ted' Rogers: "Extraordinary". That's a funny one.
[drinks more champagne]
Mary Turner: How do you feel?
Theodore 'Ted' Rogers: I feel very... gling glong. Thank you.
Bill Miller: Gling glong?
--Dean Martin (as ) in The Stooge
Mary Turner: [whispering] Don't you think Ted has had enough?
Theodore 'Ted' Rogers: You whisperin' about me?
Bill Miller: Oh, no. What gives you that idea?
Theodore 'Ted' Rogers: I don't know. Am I being very extraordinary
[hiccups]
Theodore 'Ted' Rogers: "Extraordinary". That's a funny one.
[drinks more champagne]
Mary Turner: How do you feel?
Theodore 'Ted' Rogers: I feel very... gling glong. Thank you.
Bill Miller: Gling glong?
--Dean Martin (as ) in The Stooge
Stumpy:
You think I'll ever get to be a sheriff?
Dude: Not unless you mind your own business.
[Stumpy cackles]
--Dean Martin (as Dude) in Rio Bravo
Dude: Not unless you mind your own business.
[Stumpy cackles]
--Dean Martin (as Dude) in Rio Bravo