Texas Across the River (1966) | |
Director(s) | Michael Gordon |
Producer(s) | Harry Keller |
Top Genres | Comedy, Western |
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Texas Across the River (1966) was a Comedy - Western Film directed by Michael Gordon and produced by Harry Keller.
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[an oil gusher erupts from the grave Lt. Sibley was digging]
Kronk: Every time dig hole, black poison shoot up! Now have to move town.
Don Andrea Baldazar aka Baldy: [disgusted] Texas. Pah!
Sam Hollis: Eh, if it was up to me, I'd give it back to the Indians.
Iron Jacket: Who wants it?
[during an Indian attack, the settlers run out of ammunition]
Kronk: Gun empty.
Sam Hollis: Yell, "Bang-bang."
Kronk: For Comanche need bullets, not jokes.
[Baldy attempts to rescue an Indian girl from a rattlesnake wielding medicine man]
Sam Hollis: He either likes girls or he's crazy about snakes.
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[an oil gusher erupts from the grave Lt. Sibley was digging]
Kronk: Every time dig hole, black poison shoot up! Now have to move town.
Don Andrea Baldazar aka Baldy: [disgusted] Texas. Pah!
Sam Hollis: Eh, if it was up to me, I'd give it back to the Indians.
Iron Jacket: Who wants it?
[during an Indian attack, the settlers run out of ammunition]
Kronk: Gun empty.
Sam Hollis: Yell, "Bang-bang."
Kronk: For Comanche need bullets, not jokes.
[Baldy attempts to rescue an Indian girl from a rattlesnake wielding medicine man]
Sam Hollis: He either likes girls or he's crazy about snakes.
read more quotes from Texas Across the River...
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