Sid James
(as Lackery Wood)
Henry Holland:
I said leave it.
Lackery: A ruddy waste! There's many a starving bloke'd be glad of that lot!
Lackery: A ruddy waste! There's many a starving bloke'd be glad of that lot!
Alec Guinness
(as Henry Holland)
Henry Holland:
I was a potential millionaire, yet I had to be satisfied with eight pounds, fifteen shillings, less deductions.
Alec Guinness
(as Henry Holland)
Henry Holland:
Instead of changing as usual at Charing Cross, I came straight on to Rio de Janeiro. "Gay, sprightly, land of mirth and social ease." Pendlebury.
British man: Plus six Eiffel Towers. How much did they fetch?
Henry Holland: Twenty-five thousand pounds. Enough to keep me for one year in the style to which I was, ah, unaccustomed.
British man: Plus six Eiffel Towers. How much did they fetch?
Henry Holland: Twenty-five thousand pounds. Enough to keep me for one year in the style to which I was, ah, unaccustomed.
Alec Guinness
(as Henry Holland)
Henry Holland:
Mr. Richards, with gold at 240 shillings per fine ounce, that particle, estimating its value at, .025, would entail a loss at approximately six shillings.
Alec Guinness
(as Henry Holland)
Alec Guinness
(as Henry Holland)
Sid James
(as Lackery Wood)
Lackery:
[to Pendlebury who is pointing at him one of his souvenirs from Margate, a gun that fires a stick of rock] Put it away, I'm not hungry.
Alfie Bass
(as Shorty)
Shorty:
I didn't like to say so, but I don't really fancy going to Paris meself.
Henry Holland: Why?
Shorty: Well a friend of mine, he pinched a couple of tickets for the Test Match, see? I wouldn't half like to see that.
Henry Holland: Why?
Shorty: Well a friend of mine, he pinched a couple of tickets for the Test Match, see? I wouldn't half like to see that.
Alec Guinness
(as Henry Holland)
Alec Guinness
(as Henry Holland)
Turner:
Paris, eh? You're stepping out, Holland. Wonderful, isn't it, what a little extra money will do?
Henry Holland: Yes, it's going to make a big difference to me.
Henry Holland: Yes, it's going to make a big difference to me.
