[talking to a chicken he has just caught]
Tuco: If you work for a living, why do you kill yourself working?

[to Tuco]
Blondie: Tut, tut. Such ingratitude after all the times I saved your life.

[Tuco has captured Blondie and is planning to hang him]
Tuco: Get on that stool and put the rope around your neck. I have a different system, my friend; I don't shoot the rope, I shoot the legs from under the stool.
[Sound of distant rumbling]
Tuco: Even when Judas hanged himself there was thunder.
Blondie: That might be cannon fire.
Tuco: Thunder or cannon fire, it's all the same to you. Adios, Blondie.

[Tuco is in a bubble bath. The One Armed Man enters the room]
One Armed Man: I've been looking for you for 8 months. Whenever I should have had a gun in my right hand, I thought of you. Now I find you in exactly the position that suits me. I had lots of time to learn to shoot with my left.
[Tuco kills him with the gun he has hidden in the foam]
Tuco: When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.

[Tuco is protesting his innocence]
Tuco: I'm an honest farmer!
Sheriff: [shows Tuco the wanted poster] Cut it out. Cut it out! So you're an honest farmer, recognize this man?
Tuco: Huh?
Sheriff: Yeah, it's you!
Tuco: Hey, who said so, huh? You can't even read!
[the Sheriff rolls up the poster]
Tuco: Roll it up, roll it up! I'll give you a good idea where you can put it!

Tuco: [shouting] Hey, Blond! You know what you are? Just a dirty son-of-a-b-!