Shirley: Boys, strike up the band!

Shirley: The friendly cow who lives in the barn I love with all my heart. She gives me cream with all her might to eat with apple sauce! Ha-cha! Teacher, Teacher, funny and old, with ivory hair and a heart of gold! Ha!

Radio station manager: Miss Dora, I had no idea the program was such a success until after I'd thrown Mr. Wilson out.
Dora: Success? Why, we're swamped with orders!
Radio station manager: But to make amends, I'd like to hire Mr. Wilson and your donut program three times a month. Will you sign here?

Radio station manager: Mr. Wilson had a flat tyre in Knoxville, but he didn't say who she was!

Radio station manager: Mr. Wilson, I'm not given to compliments, but you have a splendid act.
Andy: Oh, I'm so glad to hear you say that because Miss Dora sunk her last dollar into this program.

Andy: Children! Children, we're all partners in Miss Dora's bakery.
Shirley: You mean we can have some donuts, Mr. Wilson?
Andy: I sure do! Come on in!

Andy: Good morning, Miss Dora.
Dora: Good morning, Teacher. The usual?
Andy: Oh, sure. Four donuts and a cup of coffee.
Dora: Don't you ever want anything else?
Andy: Not so long as they're your donuts.
Dora: Flatterer. Sometimes I think you like to pay me compliments.
Andy: [laughing] I do?

Andy: Ladies and gentlemen, I am here to introduce Dora's Dunking Donuts. Remember that name, folks. They're baked by Miss Dora herself. Are you listening, Dora?
Dora: Yes, Andy! I'm listening!
Andy: [singing] Dora's Dunking Donuts, they are the rage of the land. / No cookie, cake, or candy could taste so fine and dandy./ With Dora's Dunking Donuts, you'll be nuts about her donuts. / You'll dunk 'em in your coffee, or any old drink, you'll dunk 'em day and dunk 'em night and still they won't sink!

Andy: Once upon a time there was a girl called Little Red Riding Hood, and?
Shirley: Mr. Wilson, you put on the wolf's head!

Andy: What is it, Shirley?
Shirley: Please, Teacher, what general with five letters in his name is buried in Grant's tomb?
Andy: What general with five letters in his name is buried in Grant's tomb? Let's see... Lee? No. Jackson... Gersham... Harding...
Shirley: [laughing] Ha, ha, ha! General Grant!