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Feb 28, 1915
Brooklyn, NY
Sep 8, 1977
Philadelphia, PA
Philia:
That's the brute who raped my country, Thrace!
Pseudolus:
He raped Thrace?
Philia:
And then he came and did it again! And then again!
Pseudolus:
He raped Thrace thrice?
Oct 4, 1895
Piqua, KS
Feb 1, 1966
Los Angeles, CA
Oct 3, 1911
Berkhamsted, England
May 2, 1995
Oxford, England
Senex:
A word of advice: never fall in love during a total eclipse.
Oct 3, 1911
Berkhamsted, England
May 2, 1995
Oxford, England
Senex:
Son, if you're only as happy as your mother and I have been... my heart bleeds for you.
Oct 3, 1911
Berkhamsted, England
May 2, 1995
Oxford, England
Domina:
A common flesh-peddler in the house next to ours, disgusting!
Senex:
Disgraceful, all that revolting flesh. Just next door...
Oct 3, 1911
Berkhamsted, England
May 2, 1995
Oxford, England
Domina:
That breeder woman, has she been thrown a mate yet?
Hysterium:
Alas, she refuses just any slave. She demands to choose.
Senex:
Choose? She'll breed and like it, like everyone. Well, almost everyone.
Feb 28, 1915
Brooklyn, NY
Sep 8, 1977
Philadelphia, PA
Hysterium:
How dare you call me a eunuch?
Pseudolus:
You know it isn't true and I know it isn't true. So what do we care what they think?
Jul 25, 1908
New York City, NY
Jun 2, 1990
New York City, NY
Jul 25, 1908
New York City, NY
Jun 2, 1990
New York City, NY
Jul 25, 1908
New York City, NY
Jun 2, 1990
New York City, NY
