Lean Cowboy:
Who's that, anyway?
Fat Cowboy: I don't know. Looked like a Jap to me.
Toothless Cowboy: Nah, he's Chinese.
Fat Cowboy: How do you know?
Toothless Cowboy: 'Cause I ain't stupid.
--Douglas Fowley (as Toothless Cowboy) in 7 Faces of Dr. Lao
Fat Cowboy: I don't know. Looked like a Jap to me.
Toothless Cowboy: Nah, he's Chinese.
Fat Cowboy: How do you know?
Toothless Cowboy: 'Cause I ain't stupid.
--Douglas Fowley (as Toothless Cowboy) in 7 Faces of Dr. Lao
Douglas 'Doug' Smith:
Wait until I tell them I was the first man to breath on the moon.
Walter 'Walt' Walters: Maybe we can bottle this stuff for sale, moon mist for chronic coughs and asthma.
--Douglas Fowley (as ) in Cat-Women of the Moon
Walter 'Walt' Walters: Maybe we can bottle this stuff for sale, moon mist for chronic coughs and asthma.
--Douglas Fowley (as ) in Cat-Women of the Moon
Nick Crowder:
Clipper, you'd suspect your own grandmother!
Clipper McCoy: Yeah, but you're not my grandmother.
Nick Crowder: Don't bet on it!
--Douglas Fowley (as ) in Mr. Moto's Gamble
Clipper McCoy: Yeah, but you're not my grandmother.
Nick Crowder: Don't bet on it!
--Douglas Fowley (as ) in Mr. Moto's Gamble
Stew Shallis:
Did you ever get hit with a bullet? It's like a hunk of iron ripping and tearing into you. It sets you on fire inside. Sometimes you don't die right away. You just bleed and hurt for a long time.
--Douglas Fowley (as ) in Coroner Creek
--Douglas Fowley (as ) in Coroner Creek
Terry Lee:
Pardon me, Professor, but didn't I just see you outside baying at the moon?
--Douglas Fowley (as ) in Scared to Death
--Douglas Fowley (as ) in Scared to Death
Walter 'Walt' Walters:
You're too smart for me, baby. I like 'em stupid.
--Douglas Fowley (as ) in Cat-Women of the Moon
--Douglas Fowley (as ) in Cat-Women of the Moon
Cass Wilson:
I don't like to kiss men with whiskey on their breath.
Zuba Wilson: Well you better get used to it honey or it's going to cut down on your list of spooning partners considerable.
--Douglas Fowley (as ) in Desire in the Dust
Zuba Wilson: Well you better get used to it honey or it's going to cut down on your list of spooning partners considerable.
--Douglas Fowley (as ) in Desire in the Dust
Fat Cowboy:
Didja ever see a catfish riding a yella jackass?
Toothless Cowboy: Not that I remember.
--Douglas Fowley (as Toothless Cowboy) in 7 Faces of Dr. Lao
Toothless Cowboy: Not that I remember.
--Douglas Fowley (as Toothless Cowboy) in 7 Faces of Dr. Lao
Bill Quantrill:
Any trouble?
Max Janus: Yeah, with the sheriff. They need a new one now.
--Douglas Fowley (as Max Janus) in Kansas Pacific
Max Janus: Yeah, with the sheriff. They need a new one now.
--Douglas Fowley (as Max Janus) in Kansas Pacific