Arthur 'Artie' Colner Maxwell:
[Seeing lion] Let's get outta here.
Andrew 'Andy' Rockton Hale: [Referring to lion] Aw, scared of his own shadow.
Arthur 'Artie' Colner Maxwell: I'm scared of it too.
--David Wayne (as Arthur 'Artie' Colner Maxwell) in The Reformer and the Redhead
Andrew 'Andy' Rockton Hale: [Referring to lion] Aw, scared of his own shadow.
Arthur 'Artie' Colner Maxwell: I'm scared of it too.
--David Wayne (as Arthur 'Artie' Colner Maxwell) in The Reformer and the Redhead
Arthur 'Artie' Colner Maxwell:
Boy, what a night. Been doing a little campaigning for you. You know the, uh, chili joint over on 4th Street?
Andrew 'Andy' Rockton Hale: Uh-huh.
Arthur 'Artie' Colner Maxwell: You know the place. The small blonde with the big hamburgers.
--David Wayne (as Arthur 'Artie' Colner Maxwell) in The Reformer and the Redhead
Andrew 'Andy' Rockton Hale: Uh-huh.
Arthur 'Artie' Colner Maxwell: You know the place. The small blonde with the big hamburgers.
--David Wayne (as Arthur 'Artie' Colner Maxwell) in The Reformer and the Redhead
Arthur 'Artie' Colner Maxwell:
For what possible reason could a sensible man get mixed up with a girl like that?
Leon: I can think of a couple.
Arthur 'Artie' Colner Maxwell: Outside of that.
--David Wayne (as Arthur 'Artie' Colner Maxwell) in The Reformer and the Redhead
Leon: I can think of a couple.
Arthur 'Artie' Colner Maxwell: Outside of that.
--David Wayne (as Arthur 'Artie' Colner Maxwell) in The Reformer and the Redhead
Arthur 'Artie' Colner Maxwell:
Just don't say too much. Be simple and clean cut. Remember you're all things to all men. A sort of cross between Eisenhower and Little Abner.
--David Wayne (as Arthur 'Artie' Colner Maxwell) in The Reformer and the Redhead
--David Wayne (as Arthur 'Artie' Colner Maxwell) in The Reformer and the Redhead
Andrew 'Andy' Rockton Hale:
What's the matter, you yellow or something?
Arthur 'Artie' Colner Maxwell: Yellow? If I had wheels I'd be a taxi cab.
--David Wayne (as Arthur 'Artie' Colner Maxwell) in The Reformer and the Redhead
Arthur 'Artie' Colner Maxwell: Yellow? If I had wheels I'd be a taxi cab.
--David Wayne (as Arthur 'Artie' Colner Maxwell) in The Reformer and the Redhead
[Willie and Joe hit the dirt under unfriendly fire]
Willie: Get down lower!
Joe: I can't get no lower, Willie, me buttons is in the way.
--David Wayne (as ) in Up Front
Willie: Get down lower!
Joe: I can't get no lower, Willie, me buttons is in the way.
--David Wayne (as ) in Up Front
Kip Lurie:
[to Adam] What have you been eating, raspberry jam or Amanda's face?
--David Wayne (as Kip Lurie) in Adam's Rib
--David Wayne (as Kip Lurie) in Adam's Rib
Kip Lurie:
Amanda, my love, why do you stay married to a legal beagle with ten thumbs?
--David Wayne (as Kip Lurie) in Adam's Rib
--David Wayne (as Kip Lurie) in Adam's Rib
Kip Lurie:
Lawyers should never marry other lawyers. This is called in-breeding; from this comes idiot children... and other lawyers.
--David Wayne (as Kip Lurie) in Adam's Rib
--David Wayne (as Kip Lurie) in Adam's Rib
Kip Lurie:
Well, good luck tomorrow, Amanda. I'm on your side, I guess you know that. You've got me so convinced, I may even go out and become a woman. Goodnight.
[leaves]
Adam Bonner: And he wouldn't have far to go, either.
Amanda Bonner: Shh!
Adam Bonner: What's a matter?
Kip Lurie: [steps back into the kitchen and whispers] He can hear you.
--David Wayne (as Kip Lurie) in Adam's Rib
[leaves]
Adam Bonner: And he wouldn't have far to go, either.
Amanda Bonner: Shh!
Adam Bonner: What's a matter?
Kip Lurie: [steps back into the kitchen and whispers] He can hear you.
--David Wayne (as Kip Lurie) in Adam's Rib
