Vera-Ellen
(as Judy Haynes)
Phil Davis, Judy Haynes:
[singing] Even guys with two left feet come out alright if the girl is sweet.
Danny Kaye
(as Phil Davis)
Phil Davis:
[about Bob's idea to help the General] I think it's ridiculous, impossible, and insane!
Bob Wallace: Anything else?
Phil Davis: Yes, I wish I'd thought of it first.
Bob Wallace: Anything else?
Phil Davis: Yes, I wish I'd thought of it first.
Danny Kaye
(as Phil Davis)
Bing Crosby
(as Bob Wallace)
Phil Davis:
[after performing "Sisters"] Hey, we're a smash let's take a bow!
Bob Wallace: We'll take a bow down to the jail house!
Bob Wallace: We'll take a bow down to the jail house!
Bing Crosby
(as Bob Wallace)
Phil Davis:
[Buying train tickets] Uh, I don't seem to have any cash.
Bob Wallace: Where'd you leave that? In your snood?
Bob Wallace: Where'd you leave that? In your snood?
Danny Kaye
(as Phil Davis)
Phil Davis:
[describing his injury after "falling down the stairs] Probably just a small internal muscular hemorrhage.
Danny Kaye
(as Phil Davis)
Phil Davis:
[describing his kind to Judy] I'm the 'I-don't-mind-pushing-my-best-friend-into-but-am-scared-stiff-if-I-get-anywhere-near-it' kind.
Danny Kaye
(as Phil Davis)
Phil Davis:
[Looking at Judy; to Bob] Hey, how about those big brown eyes?
Bob Wallace: [Looking at Betty] No, they're blue.
Phil Davis: [Still looking at Judy] Brown.
Bob Wallace: [Still looking at Betty] Uh-uh, blue.
Phil Davis: [Follows Bob's gaze and sees Betty] Oh, yeah. *Deep* blue.
Bob Wallace: [Looking at Betty] No, they're blue.
Phil Davis: [Still looking at Judy] Brown.
Bob Wallace: [Still looking at Betty] Uh-uh, blue.
Phil Davis: [Follows Bob's gaze and sees Betty] Oh, yeah. *Deep* blue.
Danny Kaye
(as Phil Davis)
Danny Kaye
(as Phil Davis)
