Dr. Raunch:
We are not discussing Dr. Kinsey, we are discussing interpersonal relationships.
Merritt Andrews: What can be more interpersonal than Backseat Bingo?
Merritt Andrews: What can be more interpersonal than Backseat Bingo?
Dean Caldwell:
Dr. Raunch tells me, when I spoke to her on the phone, she suggested that you might be overly concerned with the problem of sex. Do you think you are, Merritt?
Merritt Andrews: Dean Caldwell, I-I'd say there were probably a half a million co-eds in this country. I imagine 98% of them are overly concerned with that problem. So in that respect I guess I'm fairly normal.
Merritt Andrews: Dean Caldwell, I-I'd say there were probably a half a million co-eds in this country. I imagine 98% of them are overly concerned with that problem. So in that respect I guess I'm fairly normal.
Police Captain:
[over police radio] Car 19... Student in pajamas directing traffic.
Tuggle Carpenter: [points to TV's radio] What's that?
TV Thompson: Police calls! I like to keep track of my friends.
Tuggle Carpenter: [points to TV's radio] What's that?
TV Thompson: Police calls! I like to keep track of my friends.
Police Captain:
[over police radio] Car 7: Go to Paradise Hotel. A live hammerhead shark has been placed in the pool.
TV Thompson:
Nice kids, aren't they?
Ryder Smith: Yeah, maybe a little too nice.
TV Thompson: Yeah, funny thing about women, if you don't make a big pitch for them, they get mad. If you do, they get mad. How can you win?
Ryder Smith: You can't, you're not playing for the same stakes.
TV Thompson: Boy, I know what you mean. While you're seeing stars, they see a wedding ring. They're so darn, practical.
Ryder Smith: You know something. I don't think they realize what a risk marriage is for men.
TV Thompson: Well not so much for a guy like you, you can afford to be wrong. I can't even afford to be right.
Ryder Smith: Yeah, maybe a little too nice.
TV Thompson: Yeah, funny thing about women, if you don't make a big pitch for them, they get mad. If you do, they get mad. How can you win?
Ryder Smith: You can't, you're not playing for the same stakes.
TV Thompson: Boy, I know what you mean. While you're seeing stars, they see a wedding ring. They're so darn, practical.
Ryder Smith: You know something. I don't think they realize what a risk marriage is for men.
TV Thompson: Well not so much for a guy like you, you can afford to be wrong. I can't even afford to be right.
TV Thompson:
That act you do in the tank. Stupendous routine you've got there, stupendous!
Lola Fandango: Thank you. It's all a matter of breath control, you have to learn to control your lungs.
TV Thompson: [looking at her chest] What lungs!
Lola Fandango: Thank you. It's all a matter of breath control, you have to learn to control your lungs.
TV Thompson: [looking at her chest] What lungs!
TV Thompson:
Tuggle, are you a good girl?
Tuggle Carpenter: Please, I don't want to disillusion you or disappoint you.
TV Thompson: No, no, no, no. I won't be disillusioned or disappointed. Are you a good girl, Tuggle?
Tuggle Carpenter: [reluctantly] Ummhmm.
TV Thompson: [disillusioned and disappointed] Oh...
Tuggle Carpenter: [leaving] I knew it.
Tuggle Carpenter: Please, I don't want to disillusion you or disappoint you.
TV Thompson: No, no, no, no. I won't be disillusioned or disappointed. Are you a good girl, Tuggle?
Tuggle Carpenter: [reluctantly] Ummhmm.
TV Thompson: [disillusioned and disappointed] Oh...
Tuggle Carpenter: [leaving] I knew it.
TV Thompson:
What lungs. Get those lungs.
Tuggle Carpenter: It hasn't anything to do with her lungs. She's got a little hose down there she breathes through. You see?
TV Thompson: What lungs.
Tuggle Carpenter: It hasn't anything to do with her lungs. She's got a little hose down there she breathes through. You see?
TV Thompson: What lungs.
Merritt Andrews:
Do you love me Ryder?
Ryder Smith: I think so.
Merritt Andrews: Do I love you Ryder?
Ryder Smith: I hope so.
Ryder Smith: I think so.
Merritt Andrews: Do I love you Ryder?
Ryder Smith: I hope so.
