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Dean Martin

Dean Martin

'Mac' MacDonald: [showing a new explosive device] It's so new we don't even have a name for it yet.
Matt Helm: [throws the handkerchief to a safe distance, where it explodes upon hitting the ground] Why don't we call it a little bit of hanky panky?

Dean Martin

Dean Martin

Yu-Rang: Mr. Helm? Yu-Rang.
Matt Helm: No I didn't. But since you're here, why don't you sit down?

Sharon Tate

Sharon Tate

Linka Karensky: My dear, you must be terribly dedicated to your work, to wear an attrocious wig like that.
Freya Carlson: How very common of you to mention it.

Sharon Tate

Sharon Tate

Matt Helm: [Freya has pushed Lenka into the pool] What make you think she could swim?
Freya Carlson: That was the only way to find out, right?

Dean Martin

Dean Martin

Matt Helm: [to Freya] I don't know what you got, but you sure got bad timing.


Dean Martin

Dean Martin

Matt Helm: [to the tune of 'Cry'] If your sweetheart pust a pistol in her bed, you'd do better sleeping with your uncle Fred...

Dean Martin

Dean Martin

Matt Helm: [to the tune of 'The Sunny Side of the Street'] Grab your coat, get your pale, let me take you in the barn, dear. Just sit back and watch, 'cause I found a cow who gives scotch.

Dean Martin

Dean Martin

Matt Helm: Half a bottle is better than none.

Dean Martin

Dean Martin

Matt Helm: So this is the place I was gonna get shot in the back. Kind of a stylish pad to take off from.

Dean Martin

Dean Martin

Matt Helm: Wanna do me a favor?
Freya Carlson: Yes sir.
Matt Helm: Go play in the freeway.
[turns to leave but turns back]
Matt Helm: Without a car!

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