John Fiedler
(as Sidney)
Sidney:
Don't you understand what I'm trying to tell you, Henry? You're in trouble. If I keep telling them you're at the dentist's, they're going to want to count your teeth.
Paula Prentiss
(as Stella Dunnworthy)
Stella Dunnworthy:
This is exactly the sort of thing George would think of, little girl detectives that no one would suspect.
Merrie Spaeth
(as Marian 'Gil' Gilbert)
[defending her friendship with Val]
Marian Gilbert: Valerie Boyd's just about the most linquent girl I've ever met in my whole life!
Marian Gilbert: Valerie Boyd's just about the most linquent girl I've ever met in my whole life!
Peter Sellers
(as Henry Orient)
[Describing his encounter with "Gil" and "Val", during an intimate moment with Mrs. Dunnworthy]
Henry Orient: ...And then two small bladders came out of their mouths. And just when she was beginning to hum, too.
Henry Orient: ...And then two small bladders came out of their mouths. And just when she was beginning to hum, too.