Bob Hope

Bob Hope
(as Sgt. Dan O'Farrell)

Calvin Coolidge Ishimura: Don't shoot. I'm an American like you. I'm Calvin Coolidge Ishimura.
Sgt. Dan O'Farrell: Yeah and I'm Sessue Hayakawa O'Farrell.

Phyllis Diller

Phyllis Diller
(as Nurse Nellie Krause)

Nurse Nellie Krause: Hey! Be careful! You want to muss my hair?

Bob Hope

Bob Hope
(as Sgt. Dan O'Farrell)

Pvt. Johnny Bannon: Sarge, movie starts in about five minutes. It's a double feature, Sarge. Two Bing Crosby pictures.
Sgt. Dan O'Farrell: Bite your tongue.

Bob Hope

Bob Hope
(as Sgt. Dan O'Farrell)

Maria: I don't care if the Army does come first. As long as I'm the first woman.
Sgt. Dan O'Farrell: And the last.

Bob Hope

Bob Hope
(as Sgt. Dan O'Farrell)

Sgt. Dan O'Farrell: Snavely's at the Crosby double feature, so it's a cinch he's asleep.


Bob Hope

Bob Hope
(as Sgt. Dan O'Farrell)

Lt. Lyman P. Jones: Sorry, I bit your hand but I was dreaming about Nurse Krause, again.
Sgt. Dan O'Farrell: Yeah, those reruns are murder.

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