Guy Madison

Guy Madison

Miles Archer: I don't get it. Indians don't like to fight at night.
Grover Johnson, Artist: Why?
Miles Archer: Because if they get killed in the dark it'll always be dark in their happy hunting grounds.

Guy Madison

Guy Madison

Miles Archer: They'll charge again as soon as they pick a new chief.

Guy Madison

Guy Madison

Grover Johnson, Artist: Well, if they had squaws with them, they would hardly be on the warpath, would they?
Miles Archer: Anybody who tells you he can figure Indians - he's lyin'!

Dick Wesson

Dick Wesson

Pvt. Cullen: All the women west of the Mississippi and we got to wind up with a war chief's bride!

Guy Madison

Guy Madison

Pvt. Cullen: Well, sir, when I get drunk I forget what I do and I steal.
Miles Archer: Uh-huh.
Pvt. Cullen: And when I steal, I want to forget what I did so I get drunk.
Miles Archer: I just get drunk


Dick Wesson

Dick Wesson

Pvt. Ryan: I was shot at by the whole Confederate army... you think I'm scared of one husband?

Dick Wesson

Dick Wesson

Pvt. Smiley: When a man is forced by bitter circumstances to drink water, you might have the common decency to turn the other way.

Dick Wesson

Dick Wesson

Pvt. Wilhelm: Yeah; I'll just fill my pipe!
[gets shot by an arrow in the leg]
Pvt. Wilhelm: AAH!

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