Michael Constantine
(as Leech)
Leech:
[referring to LSD] Hey, maybe if I took some of that stuff... I wouldn't have to rape anybody no more!
Fred Clark
(as Tower Guard)
Tower Guard:
[after taking LSD] Hey. Hey, you look like a flower.
Tower Guard: That's funny. I feel like a flower!
Tower Guard: That's funny. I feel like a flower!
Fred Clark
(as Tower Guard)
Tower Guard:
[referring to a hot-air balloon] It's a great, big, beautiful blob of nothing!
Tower Guard: Yeah!
Tower Guard: It wants me. It wants me. It loves me... but why is it going away?
Tower Guard: Yeah!
Tower Guard: It wants me. It wants me. It loves me... but why is it going away?
Fred Clark
(as Tower Guard)
Groucho Marx
(as God)
Groucho Marx
(as God)
Groucho Marx
(as God)
God:
Garbaldo! Garbaldo! What the hell's goin' on up there?
Captain Garbaldo: There's a stiff wind from the east, sir.
God: I don't care where it's comin' from! Stop it!
Captain Garbaldo: There's a stiff wind from the east, sir.
God: I don't care where it's comin' from! Stop it!
Groucho Marx
(as God)
God:
Why don't I go out, you ask? There are nine guys on my crew. You know what the odds are on one of them trying to bump me off?
Darlene Banks: Yeah, nine to one.
God: And you think those are good odds, ay?
Darlene Banks: Yeah, nine to one.
God: And you think those are good odds, ay?
Carol Channing
(as Flo Banks)
Frankie Avalon
(as Angie)
Flo Banks:
Listen, "God" sent for your father.
Darlene Banks: [wails, horrified, thinking Tony has died] Nooooo!
Angie: [a little annoyed] Not THAT God, dope.
Darlene Banks: [wails, horrified, thinking Tony has died] Nooooo!
Angie: [a little annoyed] Not THAT God, dope.
