Billy Gilbert

Billy Gilbert

Styles: Do you know what they gave Pauline and Remington for breakfast this morning? Black pudding with milk.
Nanette: Oh, that sounds horrible!
Styles: Sounds horrible? It would be all right if you only had to listen to it. But you got to eat it!
ZaSu Pitts

ZaSu Pitts

Mrs. Susan Smith: I've never seen such a man for bacon.
Pauline: I've never seen such bacon for a man.
Helen Broderick

Helen Broderick

Mrs. Susan Smith: Your horoscope says "Beware of 1940."
ZaSu Pitts

ZaSu Pitts

[first lines]
[Happy Jimmy Smith opens a silver dish to reveal a single slice of bacon]
Mr. 'Happy' Jimmy Smith: Pauline, what's this?
Pauline: Bacon.
Mr. 'Happy' Jimmy Smith: Well, I know that but...
Pauline: We've already had our allowance for the month.
Mr. 'Happy' Jimmy Smith: You mean...?
Pauline: Not another slice until Wednesday.

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