Sing a Song of Six Pants (1947)

Shemp: [hearing a report of Hargan's crime spree on the radio] Hey Moe, why don't we capture Hargan and collect the reward? Then we can pay our bills.
[Shemp taps his temple, smiling]
Moe: Oh, it's as simple as all that. Hargan is gonna walk right in here and let you capture him. You're nuts.

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Moe: T.H. I wonder what that means.
Shemp: Teddy Hoosevelt?
Moe: You're wrong, quiz kid.
Larry: T.H. T.H. I got it! I got it!
Moe: What?
Larry: Thomas Hedison!
Moe: Why don't you dumbells stop?

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Moe: [Larry accidentally takes a swig of the cleaning fluid he was using, and inadvertently spits it out on the back of Moe's head. Moe walks over and put his left hand on the side of Larry's head] Oh, a funny man.
[slaps him with the right hand]
Moe: What the matter with you?
Larry: [as Moe walks away] What did I do?

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One of four shorts from The Three Stooges to fall into the public domain after their copyright was accidentally not renewed in the 1960s. The other three are Disorder in the Court, Brideless Groom and Malice in the Palace. That is why these four shorts are always featured on low-priced Stooges videos and DVDs and are never featured on any legit Stooges compilations.
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