The Vanishing Private

Sgt. Pete: [catching Donald painting a cannon in rainbow colors] What are you doing here?
Donald Duck: I'm a camouflage painter.
Sgt. Pete: Camouflage?
[Sees the rainbow colors Donald painted on the cannon]
Sgt. Pete: Why, you fool! You got to paint it so you can't see it!
Donald Duck: [subdued] Ohhh... I didn't know.
Sgt. Pete: Get some new paint, and make that gun hard to see!
Donald Duck: Yes, sir. Oh, why don't somebody tell me these things?

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Sgt. Pete: Good morning, General. Did you see a little guy that you can't see?

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[the General catches Sgt. Pete throwing grenades everywhere, trying to blow up the invisible Donald]
General: Just a minute, man!
Sgt. Pete: He can't make a fool outta me!
General: Do you mean the little man you can't see?
Sgt. Pete: Yeah, yeah! He's around here skipping rope. I'll get him!

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Donald sings (among other popular army ditties) "The Army's Not the Army Any More" from his first war picture "Donald Gets Drafted (1942).
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