Only Two Can Play (1962)

John Lewis: Excuse me. Where do they keep the thunder box in this place?
Party guest: I beg your pardon?
John Lewis: Where does one go if one wants to wash one's hands?

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John Lewis: You know what you're asking for, don't you?
Probert: I always thought you were crude, Lewis, but right now you're surpassing even yourself.
John Lewis: ...and you're going to get it in a moment, boy-o, and not in blank verse either.

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[last lines]
Jean: You did very well.
John Lewis: I think I'm definitely improving, don't you?
Jean: Oh, you've still got a long way to go.
John Lewis: We both got a long way to go, haven't we? Quite a long drive home, isn't it?

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Presumably due to the depiction in the film, Swansea Library would not give permission for filming. The film uses the Glynn Vivian art gallery, directly over the road, for exteriors instead.
The South Wales town the film is set in - Aberdarcy - is a fictional one.
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