Lionel Stander

Lionel Stander
(as Cornelius Cobb)

Cornelius Cobb: You're wasting your time. He doesn't want any lawyers. He's sunk so low he doesn't want help from anybody. You can take a bow for that. As swell a guy as ever hit this town, and you crucified him for a couple of stinking headlines. You've done your bit. Stay out of his way.
Cary Grant

Cary Grant
(as Jim Blandings)

Jim Blandings: I mean the moment I turn my back, Bill Cole's driving you someplace or something.
Muriel Blandings: He's only being helpful.
Jim Blandings: I thought he was a lawyer. Why isn't he out suing somebody?
Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx
(as Rufus T. Firefly)

Rufus T. Firefly: I'll see my lawyer about this as soon as he graduates from law school.
Broderick Crawford

Broderick Crawford
(as Willie Stark)

Judge Monte Stanton: Pillsbury is guilty. As Attorney General of this state, it's my job to prosecute.
Willie Stark: Judge, you talk like Pillsbury was human. He isn't. He's a thing. You don't prosecute an adding machine if a spring goes busted and makes a mistake. You fix it. Well, I fixed him.
Gary Cooper

Gary Cooper
(as Longfellow Deeds)

[Deeds and attorney Cedar shake hands in parting]
Longfellow Deeds: Even his hands are oily.
Fred 'Snowflake' Toones

Fred 'Snowflake' Toones
(as Mr. Hemingway)

Lawyer: Tell us what you know, I said! Never mind what you think!
Mr. Hemingway: Excuse me, boss. I ain't no lawyer. I can't talk without thinkin'.
Johnny Sands

Johnny Sands
(as Jerry)

Jerry: Oh he?s something fierce. I walked in and all I said was ?Mellow Greetings Yukie Dukie? and he almost blew a fuse.
Richard Nugent: Well, what?s wrong with that? Sounds okay to me.
Jerry: Oh I don?t know, I guess he?s been around lawyers so long, he?s forgotten how people talk.

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