Erik Rhodes
(as Alberto Beddini)
Cary Grant
(as Nick Arden)
Lady by Pool: Young man, is that Johnny Weissmuller?
Nick Arden: No, I wish it were.
Nick Arden: No, I wish it were.
From My Favorite Wife
Walter Matthau
(as Dr. Julian Winston)
Dr. Julian Winston: Look at them!
Toni Simmons: They act very affectionate.
Dr. Julian Winston: Yes they do. I thought she only played Monopoly.
Toni Simmons: They act very affectionate.
Dr. Julian Winston: Yes they do. I thought she only played Monopoly.
From Cactus Flower
Goldie Hawn
(as Toni Simmons)
Dr. Julian Winston: I must say that Igor of yours is a pretty vulgar dancer.
Toni Simmons: What do you mean, Igor? She's the one that's plastering herself against him. When I think of all I've done for her!
Toni Simmons: What do you mean, Igor? She's the one that's plastering herself against him. When I think of all I've done for her!
From Cactus Flower
Goldie Hawn
(as Toni Simmons)
Toni Simmons: Right now, she's surrounded by her husband, her ex-boyfriend, her current boyfriend and maybe her future boyfriend.
From Cactus Flower
Walter Matthau
(as Dr. Julian Winston)
Dr. Julian Winston: Hey, did you see that? He just kissed her on the neck!
Toni Simmons: Hmph! She sure likes a lot of action.
Dr. Julian Winston: Yes, she does, doesn't she!
Toni Simmons: Hmph! She sure likes a lot of action.
Dr. Julian Winston: Yes, she does, doesn't she!
From Cactus Flower
Ingrid Bergman
(as Stephanie Dickinson)
Stephanie: Doctor, you were the one who said that I was discouraging men -- stiffling my femininity -- and the first time an attractive young man pays a little attention to me -- you go to pieces! Well, if I didn't know you so well, I'd almost swear you're jealous.
From Cactus Flower
Cary Grant
(as Jim Blandings)
Jim Blandings: I mean the moment I turn my back, Bill Cole's driving you someplace or something.
Muriel Blandings: He's only being helpful.
Jim Blandings: I thought he was a lawyer. Why isn't he out suing somebody?
Muriel Blandings: He's only being helpful.
Jim Blandings: I thought he was a lawyer. Why isn't he out suing somebody?
Bette Davis
(as Margo)
Bill Sampson: Darling, there are certain characteristics for which you are famous, on stage and off. I love you for some of them, in spite of others. I haven't let those become too important. They're part of your equipment for getting along in what is laughingly called our environment. You have to keep your teeth sharp - all right - but I will not have you sharpen them on me, or on Eve!
Margo Channing: What about her teeth? What about her fangs?
Bill Sampson: She hasn't cut them yet, and you know it! So when you start judging an idealistic, dreamy-eyed kid by the barroom Benzedrine standards of this megalomaniac society, I won't have it! Eve Harrington has never, by word, look, thought, or suggestion indicated anything to me but her adoration for you and her happiness at our being in love. And to intimate anything else doesn't spell jealousy to me - it spells a paranoiac insecurity that you should be ashamed of!
Margo Channing: Cut! Print it! What happens in the next reel? Do I get dragged off screaming to the snake pits?
Margo Channing: What about her teeth? What about her fangs?
Bill Sampson: She hasn't cut them yet, and you know it! So when you start judging an idealistic, dreamy-eyed kid by the barroom Benzedrine standards of this megalomaniac society, I won't have it! Eve Harrington has never, by word, look, thought, or suggestion indicated anything to me but her adoration for you and her happiness at our being in love. And to intimate anything else doesn't spell jealousy to me - it spells a paranoiac insecurity that you should be ashamed of!
Margo Channing: Cut! Print it! What happens in the next reel? Do I get dragged off screaming to the snake pits?
From All About Eve
Myrna Loy
(as Muriel Blandings)
Jim Blandings: If you were so crazy about him, why didn't you marry the guy?
Muriel Blandings: Because I wasn't in love with him.Jim Blandings: That's not what you said in your diary!
Muriel Blandings: Oh, now you've been reading my diary?!?
Jim Blandings: Well, it just happened to fall open and I happened to look at it... it just happened.
Muriel Blandings: I'll just bet!
Muriel Blandings: Because I wasn't in love with him.
Muriel Blandings: Oh, now you've been reading my diary?!?
Jim Blandings: Well, it just happened to fall open and I happened to look at it... it just happened.
Muriel Blandings: I'll just bet!
