
Richard Dix
(as Yancey Cravat)

Walter Matthau
(as Dr. Julian Winston)

Vito Scotti
(as Señor Arturo Sánchez)
Señor Sánchez: But I would like for us to have dinner one of these nights... candlelight, soft guitars...
Stephanie: Will you bring your wife?
Señor Sánchez: My wife? You will not like her... nobody likes her...
Stephanie: Will you bring your wife?
Señor Sánchez: My wife? You will not like her... nobody likes her...
From Cactus Flower

Goldie Hawn
(as Toni Simmons)
Toni Simmons: Right now, she's surrounded by her husband, her ex-boyfriend, her current boyfriend and maybe her future boyfriend.
From Cactus Flower

Stan Laurel
(as Toni Simmons)
Oliver: Do you have to ask your wife everything?
Stan: Well if I didn't ask her, I wouldn't know what she wanted me to do.
Stan: Well if I didn't ask her, I wouldn't know what she wanted me to do.
From Sons of the Desert

Oliver Hardy
(as Toni Simmons)
Oliver: Why don't you pattern your life after mine? I go places and do things and *then* tell my wife. Every man should be the king in his own castle.
From Sons of the Desert

Joel McCrea
(as Tom Jeffers)

Rita Hayworth
(as Ann Shankland)
John Malcolm:
Is this your year for looking up old husbands?
Ann Shankland: Only the special ones.
Ann Shankland: Only the special ones.
From Separate Tables

Ingrid Bergman
(as Ilsa Lund)

Jack Lemmon
(as C.C. Baxter)
J.D. Sheldrake:
Ya know, you see a girl a couple of times a week, just for laughs, and right away they think you're gonna divorce your wife. Now I ask you, is that fair?
C.C. Baxter: No, sir, it's very unfair... Especially to your wife.
C.C. Baxter: No, sir, it's very unfair... Especially to your wife.
From The Apartment