Charlie McCarthy: Nobody's gonna find me after the show.
Larson E. Whipsnade: Ah, yes they are. You'll be hanging in my window as a venetian blind!
Charlie McCarthy: Oh, that makes me shutter.
Larson E. Whipsnade: Quiet or I'll throw a woodpecker on you.
--W.C. Fields (as Larson E. Whipsnade) in You Can't Cheat an Honest Man
Larson E. Whipsnade: Ah, yes they are. You'll be hanging in my window as a venetian blind!
Charlie McCarthy: Oh, that makes me shutter.
Larson E. Whipsnade: Quiet or I'll throw a woodpecker on you.
--W.C. Fields (as Larson E. Whipsnade) in You Can't Cheat an Honest Man
Man: There's been a mistake in my change.
Larson E. Whipsnade: Ah, at long last, an honest man. Want to return some money?
Man: No, I'm short!
Larson E. Whipsnade: Don't brag about it. I'm only five-feet-eight myself.
--W.C. Fields (as Larson E. Whipsnade) in You Can't Cheat an Honest Man
Larson E. Whipsnade: Ah, at long last, an honest man. Want to return some money?
Man: No, I'm short!
Larson E. Whipsnade: Don't brag about it. I'm only five-feet-eight myself.
--W.C. Fields (as Larson E. Whipsnade) in You Can't Cheat an Honest Man
Norman: What's the matter, Pop? Don't cha love me anymore?
Harold Bissonette: (he raises his hand to hit Norman) Certainly I love you.
Amelia: Don't you strike that child!
Harold Bissonette: Well, he's not gonna tell me I don't love him.
--W.C. Fields (as Harold Bissonette) in It's a Gift
Harold Bissonette: (he raises his hand to hit Norman) Certainly I love you.
Amelia: Don't you strike that child!
Harold Bissonette: Well, he's not gonna tell me I don't love him.
--W.C. Fields (as Harold Bissonette) in It's a Gift
Thin Man: Would you like to make a few honest dollars for yourself?
Whipsnade: Do they have to be honest?
--W.C. Fields (as Larson E. Whipsnade) in You Can't Cheat an Honest Man
Whipsnade: Do they have to be honest?
--W.C. Fields (as Larson E. Whipsnade) in You Can't Cheat an Honest Man