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Jungle Man

Jungle Man

Buckthorn the Guide: Kobis - headhunters! They're headin' back in the direction from which we came!
Bruce Kellogg: Maybe they owe a friendly visit to the Posa tribe.
Buckthorn the Guide: If they're headin' for the Posa tribe, they're going to stock up on provisions for the winter.


--Vince Barnett (as Buckthorn 'Buck' the Guide) in Jungle Man

Captive Wild Woman

Captive Wild Woman

Curly, a rube: [referring to the new shipment of lions] How many?
Fred Mason: Forty.
Curly, a rube: Well, I'll feed 'em, but you gotta explain meatless Tuesdays to 'em.


--Vince Barnett (as ) in Captive Wild Woman

Brute Force

Brute Force

Muggsy: [Looking up at the prison drawbridge] I was once married to a dame like that.
Hodges: What are you talkin' about?
Muggsy: Wonderful structure. But up in the air most of the time.


--Vince Barnett (as Muggsy) in Brute Force

The Death Kiss

The Death Kiss

Officer Gulliver: I guess I used uncanny skill.


--Vince Barnett (as ) in The Death Kiss

The Death Kiss

The Death Kiss

Officer Gulliver: Mr. Drew, I've been thinking.
Franklyn Drew: No!
Officer Gulliver: Yeah. The first thing I ask myself when I investigates a murder is 'who done it'.
Franklyn Drew: Well that sounds logical.
Officer Gulliver: And the next thing I ask myself is 'who could do it.'
Franklyn Drew: And then?
Officer Gulliver: Then I ask myself again 'who wanted to do it.'
Franklyn Drew: And how do you answer yourself?
Officer Gulliver: Well... I ain't come to that yet.


--Vince Barnett (as ) in The Death Kiss


The Death Kiss

The Death Kiss

Officer Gulliver: Well, that's that old, old story. Two men and a woman. The internal triangle.


--Vince Barnett (as ) in The Death Kiss

The Death Kiss

The Death Kiss

Franklyn Drew: Poison, all right. Familiar smelling stuff too.
Officer Gulliver: [smells glass] Boy! That guy'd drink anything that wasn't too thick to chew.


--Vince Barnett (as ) in The Death Kiss

Boys of the City

Boys of the City

Judge Parker: You can eat later.
Simp: Aw, gee, and I was so hungry.
Pete: Oh, why don't you eat?
Simp: He ain't paying me for that.


--Vince Barnett (as ) in Boys of the City

The Killers

The Killers

Jim Reardon: How well did you know the Swede?
Charleston: Me? Mister, I guess me and the Swede were about as close as two guys can get. For nearly two years we weren't more than eight and a half feet apart. That's how big the cell was.


--Vince Barnett (as Charleston) in The Killers

Scarface

Scarface

[Angelo is answering the phone for Tony]
Tony Camonte: Hey, hey. Get a name. Get a name.
Angelo: [speaking into telephone] What's your name? No, no, I no wanna know what's your brother's name, I wanna know what's your name.
[angrily]
Angelo: Oh, you do, huh? Listen, I come on over there, I smack you right in the teeth! I get you, you brother...
Tony Camonte: Hey! What's the matter? That's no way to talk. Talk nice. Tell him to state his business.
Angelo: Go state your business!
[hangs up phone]


--Vince Barnett (as Angelo) in Scarface

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