Jonathan Forbes: As many times as I'll be married, I'll never understand women.
--Tony Randall (as Jonathan Forbes) in Pillow Talk
--Tony Randall (as Jonathan Forbes) in Pillow Talk
Jonathan Forbes: I don't know how fast he moves but it takes an early bird to get the best of a worm like me.
--Tony Randall (as Jonathan Forbes) in Pillow Talk
--Tony Randall (as Jonathan Forbes) in Pillow Talk
Jonathan Forbes: I found this goldmine, I'm not going to tell an old claim jumper like you how to get to it.
--Tony Randall (as Jonathan Forbes) in Pillow Talk
--Tony Randall (as Jonathan Forbes) in Pillow Talk
Jonathan Forbes: I started out in college with 8 Million Dollars and I've still got 8 Million Dollars. I just can't seem to get ahead.
--Tony Randall (as Jonathan Forbes) in Pillow Talk
--Tony Randall (as Jonathan Forbes) in Pillow Talk
Jonathan Forbes: In Texas there's nothing but a bunch of prairie dogs and stuff, and even the air out there -- there's nothing in it but air. In New York, you've got air you can sink your teeth into -- it has character.
--Tony Randall (as Jonathan Forbes) in Pillow Talk
--Tony Randall (as Jonathan Forbes) in Pillow Talk
Jonathan Forbes: Marry me and I'll smother you with private phones!
--Tony Randall (as Jonathan Forbes) in Pillow Talk
--Tony Randall (as Jonathan Forbes) in Pillow Talk
Jonathan Forbes: Texas? Oh Jan, how could you? How could you ever fall in love with a tourist?
--Tony Randall (as Jonathan Forbes) in Pillow Talk
--Tony Randall (as Jonathan Forbes) in Pillow Talk