[Smiley gets the drop on the Sheriff and his men and prevents them from interrupting a delicate operation]
Frog Millhouse: Whoa! Don't go any further. The doctor's doin' a little operatin' in there. Just throw your smokepots right over there.


--Smiley Burnette (as ) in Call of the Rockies

[Smiley's off-tune trumpet playing annoys his fellow passenger]
Jason Fox: Do you have to do that?
Smiley: No, I'm not getting paid for it, if that's what you mean... but I'm just practicing. You know what they say about practice - practice makes perfect. Say, I wish you could hear the Smiley Burnette Silver Cornet Band. We can really play, I mean. I been all the way back to Indianapolis Indianapus to get us some uniforms. Here, just look at that.
[he pulls out a band hat]
Smiley: Boy, ain't that like downtown? Ain't that ritzy? Oh, I forgot, I was going to quit talking, wasn't I, so you could get some sleep.
[starts playing his trumpet loudly and off-key]


--Smiley Burnette (as ) in Snake River Desperadoes

[Walker shows Gene and Frog their new executive offices]
Henry Walker: Well, boys, what do you think of it.
Gene Autry: I'd feel a lot more at home down in the stockyard.
Frog Milhouse: Well, me too. I-I don't like being cooped up. You're liable to get hydrophobia or something.


--Smiley Burnette (as ) in Ride Tenderfoot Ride

[while Gene got directions to the bad guys hideout over the phone, Smiley transcribed the conversation]
Frog Milhouse: I got every word. Now look, you go to the, yeah, turn right, yeah, over to the, I see, I got it, thanks. You know if we follow this, we're lost before we even get started.


--Smiley Burnette (as Frog) in Cowboy Serenade

[while on a horseback ride, the chubby Frog criticizes a woman's riding technique]
Frog Milhouse: You just get your weight right and you don't bounce.
Woman on horseback: How *could* you?


--Smiley Burnette (as ) in Ride Tenderfoot Ride

[with Steve Reynolds help, the stagecoach fends off an "Indian" attack]
Steve Reynolds: Anybody hurt?
Smiley: Well, hurt's hardly the word for it. He's dead!


--Smiley Burnette (as ) in Snake River Desperadoes