[Frog has joined the party guests at the swimming pool]
Frog Milhouse: How's the water?
Donald Gregory: Why don't you find out?
Frog Milhouse: It's not Saturday night.


--Smiley Burnette (as ) in Ride Tenderfoot Ride

[Frog tries to attract an elephant's attention]
Frog Millhouse: I got a peanut for you!
'Professor' Wentworth: It's no use. She's hard of hearing.
Frog Millhouse: Ears like a barn door and she's hard of hearing?


--Smiley Burnette (as ) in Home on the Prairie

[Frog tries to keep a bunch of cattlemen from breaking through his checkpoint]
Frog Millhouse: I'm warnin' you. If you take any cattle across this line, I'm going to blast you with this smokestick - and it ain't loaded with beans!


--Smiley Burnette (as ) in Home on the Prairie

[Gene admires the sleek airplane he and Frog will soon board]
Gene Autry: Sure is pretty!
Frog Milhouse: Ain't as pretty as horse, and when you ride a horse you don't have as far to fall.


--Smiley Burnette (as ) in Ride Tenderfoot Ride

[Gene and Frog are falsely arrested for rustling]
Frog Milhouse: How long we in here?
Gene Autry: They said a day for every pound that cow weighed.
Frog Milhouse: I wished we'd caught a calf.


--Smiley Burnette (as ) in Ride Tenderfoot Ride

[Gene and his friends chase away a would-be murderer]
Shorty: You shoulda shot the polecat when you had a chance!
Smiley: Yeah, but I ain't got no huntin' license.


--Smiley Burnette (as ) in Tumbling Tumbleweeds

[in order to get a free airplane ride, Patsy has convinced the airline employees that she and Gene are newlyweds]
Stewardess: She's such a happy little bride!
Frog Milhouse: Can't I leave you alone for three minutes?


--Smiley Burnette (as ) in Ride Tenderfoot Ride

[last lines]
[Frog explains that the villain he "shot" was really after Sunset]
Frog Millhouse: Old Frog always gets his man. And you thought I wasn't tough enough.
Sunset Carson: You can go with me, Frog. You saved my life, didn't ya.
Frog Millhouse: Sure did!
Sunset Carson: Better pay that guy first. He did a good job.
Frog Millhouse: I already paid him ten dollars more... Uh-oh. Let's get out of here.


--Smiley Burnette (as ) in Call of the Rockies

[last lines]
[Frog turns and speaks to the audience]
Frog Millhouse: You kids go home now. You been in here all day.


--Smiley Burnette (as ) in Code of the Prairie

[reading a wanted poster]
Prof. Ezekial Daniels: Five thousand dollar reward for the capture of Gene Autry, wanted dead or alive for the murder of Jefferson Lee.
Frog Millhouse: Jefferson Lee? Don't he own that ranch where we're goin'?
Gene Autry aka Tex Smith: yes and he was one of the best friends I ever had. Wolf Benson must have gone to the dude ranch masquerading as me and when Lee couldn't be fooled he killed him.
Prof. Ezekial Daniels: Well, the murderer has certainly placed you in an exceedingly dangerous position, Gene. You have to capture him before you can identify yourself.
Frog Millhouse: That's right! The star packers in this part of the country shoot first and talk later.


--Smiley Burnette (as ) in Oh, Susanna!