Big Heap:
This is my squaw, Kitikata. I bought her for two buffalo skins.
Charlie: How.
Johnny Finger: Never mind how, where!
--Sid James (as ) in Carry On Cowboy
Charlie: How.
Johnny Finger: Never mind how, where!
--Sid James (as ) in Carry On Cowboy
Captain Keene:
[news of the native revolt arrives] What do you intend to do, sir?
Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond: Do? Do? We're British. We won't do anything...
Major Shorthouse: ...until it's too late.
Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond: Exactly. That's the first sensible thing you've said all day.
--Sid James (as ) in Carry On up the Khyber
Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond: Do? Do? We're British. We won't do anything...
Major Shorthouse: ...until it's too late.
Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond: Exactly. That's the first sensible thing you've said all day.
--Sid James (as ) in Carry On up the Khyber
Dr. Jimmy Nookey:
Hmm. That's a good skeleton. Did the last doctor leave it here?
Gladstone Screwer: That is the last doctor.
--Sid James (as ) in Carry On Again Doctor
Gladstone Screwer: That is the last doctor.
--Sid James (as ) in Carry On Again Doctor
Expectant Father:
Are you a taxi?
Charlie Hawkins: No.
[pointing at the vehicle]
Charlie Hawkins: *This* is a taxi.
[pointing at himself]
Charlie Hawkins: *I'm* a driver.
[pointing at Pintpot]
Charlie Hawkins: *He's* a learner.
[pointing at the expectant father]
Charlie Hawkins: And *you're* a twit. Now get out of the way, I'm in a hurry.
Expectant Father: No, no, you must help me. It's my wife - she's going to have a baby.
Charlie Hawkins: And if I don't get home by seven, mine's gonna have a fit.
--Sid James (as ) in Carry On Cabby
Charlie Hawkins: No.
[pointing at the vehicle]
Charlie Hawkins: *This* is a taxi.
[pointing at himself]
Charlie Hawkins: *I'm* a driver.
[pointing at Pintpot]
Charlie Hawkins: *He's* a learner.
[pointing at the expectant father]
Charlie Hawkins: And *you're* a twit. Now get out of the way, I'm in a hurry.
Expectant Father: No, no, you must help me. It's my wife - she's going to have a baby.
Charlie Hawkins: And if I don't get home by seven, mine's gonna have a fit.
--Sid James (as ) in Carry On Cabby
Marjoribanks:
I always find the first few days make me feel quite drowsy.
Captain: Shut your port-hole.
Marjoribanks: Begging your pardon, sir, one must have fresh...
Captain: ...and your cake-hole.
--Sid James (as ) in Carry On Cruising
Captain: Shut your port-hole.
Marjoribanks: Begging your pardon, sir, one must have fresh...
Captain: ...and your cake-hole.
--Sid James (as ) in Carry On Cruising
Mrs. Fussey:
Joan may think you're a gentleman but personally I've got sore misgivings.
Sid Boggle: You ought to put some talcum powder on them.
--Sid James (as ) in Carry On Camping
Sid Boggle: You ought to put some talcum powder on them.
--Sid James (as ) in Carry On Camping
Belle Armitage:
[admiring his gun] My, but you got a big one!
Johnny Finger: I'm from Texas, ma'am. We all got big ones down there.
--Sid James (as ) in Carry On Cowboy
Johnny Finger: I'm from Texas, ma'am. We all got big ones down there.
--Sid James (as ) in Carry On Cowboy
Lady Joan Ruff-Diamond:
[watching polo game] Ooh, I say! He did not 'alf crack that one, did he not?
Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond: Dearest, if you can't express yourself in more elegant terms, kindly shut your cakehole
--Sid James (as ) in Carry On up the Khyber
Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond: Dearest, if you can't express yourself in more elegant terms, kindly shut your cakehole
--Sid James (as ) in Carry On up the Khyber
Seneca:
Ooh, Arab eh? I've heard they're intense lovers.
Mark Antony: Well naturally, they do everything in tents.
--Sid James (as ) in Carry On Cleo
Mark Antony: Well naturally, they do everything in tents.
--Sid James (as ) in Carry On Cleo
Henry Holland:
I said leave it.
Lackery: A ruddy waste! There's many a starving bloke'd be glad of that lot!
--Sid James (as Lackery Wood) in The Lavender Hill Mob
Lackery: A ruddy waste! There's many a starving bloke'd be glad of that lot!
--Sid James (as Lackery Wood) in The Lavender Hill Mob
