Fagin:
[sings] I'm reviewing the situation / Can a fellow be a villain all his life? / All the trials and tribulations. / Better settle down and get myself a wife! / And a wife would cook and sew for me, / And come for me, and go for me, / And go for me, and nag at me, / The fingers, she would wag at me. / The money she would take from me. / A misery, she'll make from me... I think I'd better think it out again!
--Ron Moody (as Fagin) in Oliver!
--Ron Moody (as Fagin) in Oliver!
Fagin:
[sings] In this life, one thing counts / In the bank, large amounts / I'm afraid these don't grow on trees, / You've got to pick-a-pocket or two / You've got to pick-a-pocket or two, boys, / You've got to pick-a-pocket or two.
Boy: [sings] Large amounts don't grow on trees. / You've got to pick-a-pocket or two.
--Ron Moody (as Fagin) in Oliver!
Boy: [sings] Large amounts don't grow on trees. / You've got to pick-a-pocket or two.
--Ron Moody (as Fagin) in Oliver!
Gabrielle:
Ah, that Roberto. But why did he have to cheat?
Raphael: Debts! More than 160 million lire. And he figured that by gambling with our money he could pay off his debts and us. But...everthing just went pffff!
Gabrielle: And that's when he went...over the cliff?
Raphael: Oh, no. No. He told Sandra about his predicament and she, nice girl that she is, gave him all her jewellery but that went pffff in the same way.
Gabrielle: Well, it was decent of Sandra to have given him all her jewellery.
Raphael: As matters now stand, you'll get back about 2 million lire. We've attached the house.
Gabrielle: Is that so?
Raphael: We've given Sandra about six weeks to pay back the money and if she can't, well, pffff goes the house, everything in it.
Gabrielle: But I still pity Sandra.
Raphael: Oh, you do, do you?
Gabrielle: woman without a house can still live in a hotel--but, a woman without her jewellery...how does she pay for the room?
--Ron Moody (as ) in Five Golden Hours
Raphael: Debts! More than 160 million lire. And he figured that by gambling with our money he could pay off his debts and us. But...everthing just went pffff!
Gabrielle: And that's when he went...over the cliff?
Raphael: Oh, no. No. He told Sandra about his predicament and she, nice girl that she is, gave him all her jewellery but that went pffff in the same way.
Gabrielle: Well, it was decent of Sandra to have given him all her jewellery.
Raphael: As matters now stand, you'll get back about 2 million lire. We've attached the house.
Gabrielle: Is that so?
Raphael: We've given Sandra about six weeks to pay back the money and if she can't, well, pffff goes the house, everything in it.
Gabrielle: But I still pity Sandra.
Raphael: Oh, you do, do you?
Gabrielle: woman without a house can still live in a hotel--but, a woman without her jewellery...how does she pay for the room?
--Ron Moody (as ) in Five Golden Hours
H. Driffold Cosgood:
Now remember, all you have to do is speak your lines clearly, try not to trip over the furniture, and we'll run longer than "The Mousetrap"
[a play by Agatha Christie that has run continuously since 1952]
H. Driffold Cosgood: .
--Ron Moody (as ) in Murder Most Foul
[a play by Agatha Christie that has run continuously since 1952]
H. Driffold Cosgood: .
--Ron Moody (as ) in Murder Most Foul
Sidney Pudney:
Don't get pickled, as the monkey said to the onion.
--Ron Moody (as ) in A Pair of Briefs
--Ron Moody (as ) in A Pair of Briefs
